Fun Size Bytes

2009

December
November 107
October 192
September 333
August 384
July 448
June 204
May 137
April 40
March 54
February 6
January 4

2008

December 12
November 7
October 2
September 7
August 4
July 3
June
May 7
April 17
March 5
February 3
January

Miscommunication: A Play in One Act

(Overheard) The Boy, to His Mother: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Me: What's wrong?
The Boy: [His friend] won't get off [The Boy's] swing-set!
Me: Does the swing-set live at our house?
The Boy: Yes...
Me: Does he have a swing-set at his house?
The Boy: No...
Me, having clearly drawn Point A and Point B: So, you can play on your swing-set anytime, OK?
The Boy: OK
(Overheard) The Boy, to His Friend: My Dad said I can swing WHENEVER I WANT (with the tone of: SO GET OFF, BECAUSE I WANT TO SWING RIGHT NOW!)
May 26th

Tattoo

A true story from a friend just back from Iraq. (Repeat: true story) A unit went out looking for...
May 20th
Warch Watch
SNL: “There Can Be Only One” (see original version)
May 20th
Warch Watch
Did anyone else think at first that this was Conan O’Brien doing a Bill O’Reilly...
May 17th

Heart-Warming Story

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a...
May 16th
Warch Watch
Stephen Colbert talks to Astronaut Garrett Reisman, live from outerspace. One of the things I...
May 10th

We're not those people... are we?

Me: Iron Man is showing at 12:30
Her: Cool, we could make that.
Me: Or 12, but I don't think we'd make that... first show is at 11:30, which we definitely wouldn't make
Her: We could if we took The Boy out of preschool early.
Both: (pause)
Me: Nah, let's just go to the 12:30
Her: OK
Me: But I like your thinking.
May 2nd