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Ask Questions

Her (on phone to me): Hey, what kind of computer do I have?
Me: A PowerBook. Why?
Her: I'm at Radio Shack to get a new tip.
Me: A new tip?
Her: For the power thingy.
Me: The iGo power adapter?
Her: Yeah that. You told me I needed a new one.
Me: Oh, I can get it online.
Her: Well I need it today.
Me: Why?
Her: Yeah, well, there was smoke coming out of the other one today.
Me: [redacted]

Remind Me of This When I'm Dead

I once bought one of those watches that can read your pulse. The idea is to prevent you from...