Fun Size Bytes

2009

December
November 107
October 192
September 333
August 384
July 448
June 204
May 137
April 40
March 54

2008

June
May 7
April 17
March 5
January

Ask Questions

Her (on phone to me): Hey, what kind of computer do I have?
Me: A PowerBook. Why?
Her: I'm at Radio Shack to get a new tip.
Me: A new tip?
Her: For the power thingy.
Me: The iGo power adapter?
Her: Yeah that. You told me I needed a new one.
Me: Oh, I can get it online.
Her: Well I need it today.
Me: Why?
Her: Yeah, well, there was smoke coming out of the other one today.
Me: [redacted]
Jul 11th

Remind Me of This When I'm Dead

I once bought one of those watches that can read your pulse. The idea is to prevent you from...
Jul 3rd
Warch Watch
Eddie Izzard on the Protestant Church. The whole bit is hilarious, of course, but about 3:40 into...
Jul 2nd