Note: Actual conversation overheard today.
Teen 1: The doctor ax me if I ate red meat and I'm all, 'I don't eat red meat.'
Teen 2: What do you mean you don't eat red meat? You can't get enough of no hamburgers.
Teen 1: Yeah, but it ain't red, it's cooked all the way through. Red meat is 'raw'.
Note: I couldn't hear what Teen 2 said in reply, it was drowned out by the sound of my head hitting my desk over and over and over.