Fun Size Bytes

2009

December
November 107
October 192
September 333
August 384
July 448
June 204
May 137
April 40
March 54
February 6
January 4

2008

December 12
November 7
October 2
September 7
August 4
July 3
June
May 7
April 17
March 5
February 3
January
Warch Watch
Bishop Gene Robinson cracks up Jon Stewart.
Jan 21st
Warch Watch
Ok, maybe it’s not funny but I’ve never been happier to post anything to this site.
Jan 21st
Warch Watch
Best job ever of not cracking a smile to let on that “Yeah, I know what I just said”
Jan 9th

Red Meat

(Actual conversation overheard today.)
Teen 1: The doctor ax me if I ate red meat and I'm all, 'I don't eat red meat.'
Teen 2: What do you mean you don't eat red meat? You can't get enough of no hamburgers.
Teen 1: Yeah, but it ain't red, it's cooked all the way through. Red meat is 'raw'.
(I couldn't hear what Teen 2 said in reply, it was drowned out by the sound of my head hitting my desk over and over and over.)
Jan 5th