You need to watch the SEC
paulewogblog: funsizebytes: paulewogblog: And that, sports fans, is why college football is,...
Oct 31st
You need to watch the SEC
paulewogblog: And that, sports fans, is why college football is, and shall always remain, a joke...
Oct 31st
An Actual Phone Conversation with an...
Me: Do you have Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds? Him: Would that be under The Birds? Me: Um…...
Oct 31st
theduty:
pumpkin birthing.
@wifeoTJ just died laughing...
Oct 31st
Microsoft ad:
“Windows 7 is here! My favorite...
Oct 30th
Luomapalooza 2009 (reblogged for the day...
We are hosting a party for our Twitter/Tumblr friends on Saturday, November 21st. It will take...
Oct 30th
I call this one: “Choices and Consequences at...
Oct 30th
Luomapalooza 2009
We are hosting a party for our Twitter/Tumblr friends on Saturday, November 21st. It will take...
Oct 30th
Best “estimated time” status message of all...
Oct 29th
Dangers of the Geek (In)attention Span
Receive email “Can you post this file to the website?” Download file Try to upload...
Oct 29th
This is by far the worst thing ever posted on Twitter.
Oct 29th
“Missed the joke, party of one”
Oct 29th
“@wifeoftj Impressive promo budget you got there....
Oct 29th
alisonagosti:
Confession: The phrase “shitload of carrots” will always make me laugh.
Lady Poop...
Oct 29th
Is It Just Me, Or Are the 400 HTTP...
tbridge: Seriously, here’s the list: 400 Bad Request 401 Unauthorized 402 Payment Required ...
Oct 29th
Houston we have a problem. Err, I mean pumpkin.
Oct 28th
It’s 4:30am and you’re finally tired enough to...
Oct 28th
“When I asked you to ‘flash’ me, this was...
Oct 28th
OH HAI, TICKETS TO SAN FRANCISCO, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Or,...
Oct 28th
nicky36:
royaltygt:
nicky36:
royaltygt:
Prize in...
Oct 28th
indefensible:
Does ANYBODY remember what the hell we were...
Oct 27th
One More From the Hair Ladies
Client: “(talking about a guy who likes her) He’s sweet… all the dorky ones...
Oct 27th
Shat's "Cemetery Foliage" Pictures
Oct 27th
“To date, I think those questions were answered best in an...”
— Blogger Bob on the TSA blog,...
— Blogger Bob on the TSA blog,...
Oct 27th
“You know if you don’t feed your dog, he’s gonna...”
— Overheard from one of the hair...
— Overheard from one of the hair...
Oct 27th
I am probably going out on a limb here...
(via biorhythmist) As long as we can agree not to breast feed them after 18 months… and if they...
Oct 27th
Mad Men animated GIF from last night’s episode.
...
Oct 27th
I could have taken a similar picture of The Wife in the...
Oct 27th
Ah yes, that first time that your...
Oct 26th
biorhythmist:
You guys know about TinEye reverse image...
Oct 26th
Comparatively Worse
The Boy and I were driving home past the cattle farm in our neighbor hood. We drove past something...
Oct 26th
Watch
Why is Spock driving The Bangles?
HOLY FUCK HOW DID I NEVER KNOW THAT SPOCK WAS IN A BANGLES...
Oct 26th
I’d rather check off Susanna Hoffs… if you know what I...
Oct 26th
jasonpermenter:
Few things make me guffaw in unabashed,...
Oct 26th
How the Dinosaurs Became Extinct
(via email)
Oct 26th
PERMENTER!
via here and here which probably means I should...
Oct 26th
What's in a name?
Her: I don’t even know how to use Bliccy… Me: …. Her: Wait… I mean… what is it?...
Oct 26th
atsirhc:
davislove:
atsirhc:
@davislove - LOOK,...
Oct 25th
Jason is a Dumbass: a play in one act.
jasonpermenter: COMCAST CUSTOMER SERVICE: Hi. What seems to be the problem? JASON: Hi. My Internet...
Oct 25th
It is sobering to realize all the ways...
nicky36: 4realz There are two kinds of parents: Parents who are occasionally frustrated by...
Oct 25th
Also, whitespace is back on Twitter.
So you can resume doing that thing… …that you do sometimes… But try not to do it… too often.
Oct 25th
I confess that I am guilty of the sin of pride over this...
Oct 25th
Watch
Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain plays Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”...
Oct 25th
"Here we are now, entertain us…"
Michele reminded me about the time a year or two ago when we were at a high school football game,...
Oct 25th
Where do they get these announcers?
(Football gripe ahead… sorry for those of you who don’t care.) U.Florida played Mississippi...
Oct 25th
“Asked earlier this year about the prospect of megabonuses at...”
— Why Wall Street bonuses won’t...
— Why Wall Street bonuses won’t...
Oct 25th
I got two more while I was setting up: this is not the tj...
Oct 25th
shoesonwrong:
Shit, why are so many of these amusing...
Oct 24th
At the beach...
luckyshirt: In flip-flops and shorts, working on next week’s lecture. Something better hurry up...
Oct 24th
@poeks FTW
Me: “Twitter Lists: Why?” Poeks: “Aside from a new butthurt revenue source, you...
Oct 24th
Senate passes Matthew Shepard and James...
I just received this via email from The Covenant Network of Presbyterians which is a group I belong...
Oct 24th
Ok I’ve made two but I’m now officially out of...
Oct 24th
Twitter Search for "What would happen if I...
Oct 24th
Foreground: “Hotdogs: use by Sept 15, 2005.”
...
Oct 24th
Don’t Fuck With Lindsay…’s love of the...
Oct 24th
cleversimon:
funsizebytes:
biorhythmist:
Anyone...
Oct 24th
I would like one of these for my office…
...
Oct 24th
Meh. Couldn’t quite get it right, but you get the...
Oct 24th
biorhythmist:
Anyone know how to get Tweetie 2 to fill in...
Oct 24th
“While Bush’s speech was mostly eloquent and free of the...”
— Shoes fly as George W. Bush...
— Shoes fly as George W. Bush...
Oct 23rd
I think they’re missing one: just the middle finger. I...
Oct 23rd
I like you all way too much...
cocktailstraw: … to post a picture of my navel right now. Yikes, dudes. A related fun fact: my...
Oct 23rd
“U.S. Senator John McCain has introduced legislation that...”
— McCain introduces bill to...
— McCain introduces bill to...
Oct 22nd
If you haven't read The Talisman, go get a...
Oct 22nd
Help Wanted
Do you enjoy going to the bathroom...
Oct 22nd
This (above) reminded me of this (below):
atsween:
Wife:...
Oct 22nd
It’s a jungle down there…
Oct 22nd
“Mommy, I just made a Twitter in my pants…”
Oct 22nd
Oh you thought I was kidding?
Oct 22nd
Official Google Blog: RT @google: Tweets and...
Oct 22nd
I need a bigger fence
Our neighbors thus far today: Left their dogs (they are backyard breeders) outside to bark all...
Oct 21st
daniellei:
GPOYW Me and Goose
I’m feeling under the...
Oct 21st
Bing Twitter Search Fail.
If they’re smart,...
Oct 21st
Why "Balloon Boy" Could Never Have Been
Oct 21st
zolora:
GPOYW, Blast From the Past Edition
This is from...
Oct 21st
Instrumental Piano Music?
I really enjoy listening to someone play the piano. I find it relaxing, assuming they aren’t...
Oct 21st
adamisacson:
President Obama is working systematically to marginalize the most powerful forces...
Oct 21st
In response to her post:
Marriage license corrected,...
Oct 21st
Free Band Name Of The Day: “Rein Cockneys”
Oct 21st
If Remiel is still looking for a Halloween costume, I...
Oct 21st
I am approaching 16,500 posts on Twitter.
Assuming an...
Oct 21st
Reblogged from Twitpic because I was just looking for this...
Oct 21st
"Newlines" will be coming back to Twitter
Oct 20th
Watch
Splashy The Whale is a fun game where you mess around in a whale’s mouth, but if you’re...
Oct 20th
Someone told me that I should really...
Actual quote said to me by an actually college educated person: “It’s amazing that one...
Oct 20th
Would you like to sign my petition to make this the new...
Oct 20th
OHAI ADAM.
Oct 20th
I Shoulda Birdhoused That Shit, Volume...
What I wrote: “Turn nuggets halfway though cooking”? Look, I’m microwaving...
Oct 19th
lowres:
The drill sergeant knew there was something...
Oct 19th
Watch
Susanna Hoffs can rock 80’s hair the way few can rock 80’s hair.
A bit of Googling led...
Oct 19th
Why, hello ladies…
Oct 19th
Dost thou usesth PING?
If so, what is thy username?
Oct 19th
Watch
nonlinearmind:
OMG! I just saw @tj on the field at the Raiders vs Eagles game!
IM IN UR TUBES...
Oct 18th
Use The Email, Luke
smartasshat: davislove: My last post took my about 30 minutes, 5 tries, and countless F-bombs. ...
Oct 18th
Adult Beverage, Stat!
wifeoftj: I just finished taking my first test in over 14 years. I got a 96! I am so proud of...
Oct 18th
So… what you’re saying is that Twitter is down?
Oct 18th
“chicago: two respectably old school baseball teams, great,...”
— Anthony Bourdain, No...
— Anthony Bourdain, No...
Oct 18th
“I know. I’ve known since you were three. All you wanted for...”
— Kurt’s dad, Glee This will...
— Kurt’s dad, Glee This will...
Oct 18th
angelablack:
WHAT.
(Also, ninja fail on both...
Oct 18th
PERMENTER! has apparently always been adorable.
(see his...
Oct 18th
moltz:
Karen heard about this on NPR, it’s Rosanne Cash...
Oct 18th
brienis:
I know that it’s small but it’s so awesome...
Oct 18th
ladawn:
I’mma die now.
Note: It does NOT feel like 96....
Oct 18th
I am going to send this to anyone who says “food...
Oct 18th
HOW DID BENNY HILL GET A STADIUM NAMED...
sonicocean: wifeoftj: (via notactuallyme) I am seething with raging jealousy right now! God, I...
Oct 18th
wifeoftj:
The Boy & The Bakugan
A) this is an...
Oct 18th
My pick for tweet of the day:...
Oct 18th
So there's this guy.
bliccy: We’ve been talking for a little over a week. He initiated contact. I really liked what...
Oct 17th
Well that just seems mean…
Oct 17th
If the question is: "Did you just...
(via sandwichpolice) You’re right, I’m sorry. Hey, I just put a batch of brownies in...
Oct 17th
This is by far the most disturbing thing I’ve ever...
Oct 17th
and by fuck ya'll, i mean i love you...
frageelaytwit: atsirhc: don’t fucking correct my usage of ya’ll. that is how my southern ass...
Oct 16th
Hide Tumblr T-Shirt Ad
If your web browser supports custom CSS, add this: div#tip { display:none; visibility:...
Oct 16th
swamibooba:
You know what they say about guys who tattoo...
Oct 16th
pocketcontents:
He made the mistake of telling me he’d be...
Oct 16th
I didn't see this coming.
wifeoftj: I consider myself a fairly open-minded person and a lenient parent. I mean The Boy owns...
Oct 16th
Not one "touched me in my mommy place"...
ladawn: It’s like I don’t know you people anymore. I was offline. “Show me on your vagina...
Oct 16th
Seriously, no free period app trackers?! $7! Who am I,...
Oct 16th
@Mike_FTW's "FBI tracking list"
Oct 16th
nicky36:
Oh my God! Where are you supposed to use this...
Oct 15th
madmenfootnotes:
“Then there is the miraculous Hamm,...
Oct 15th
Lawyer Friends: Please tell me CSI was...
rolandfox wrote a helpful answer to part of my legal question: Difference between “manslaughter”...
Oct 15th
daniellei:
monkeyfrog:
funsizebytes:
For Michele to...
Oct 15th
thedailywhat:
When life hands you a grimy Peugeot, sketch...
Oct 15th
Clam Bake
rrrrred: What’s the counterpart to the sausage fest? The taco fest? Seriously asking but can’t...
Oct 15th
swamibooba:
danielsh:
God, I hope at least one of us is...
Oct 14th
Lawyer Friends: Please tell me CSI was...
I just happened to catch a bit of a repeat of CSI episode “Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda”. ...
Oct 14th
smartasshat:
rachelarogers:
j-p-g:
Smile in the Sky...
Oct 14th
@ Superfantastic continues to live up to her name.
Oct 14th
Thoughts on abortion by someone who has been...
Oct 14th
“Sometimes I’m just bombarded by the influx of cyber-noise, I...”
— Ainsley - Jerk Ethic (via...
— Ainsley - Jerk Ethic (via...
Oct 14th
“I love this country but you have to love your country like...”
— Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) (via...
— Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) (via...
Oct 14th
For Michele to fear and for Danielle to ID for the rest of...
Oct 14th
“Bone in / bone out”
For Erin.
Not because I...
Oct 14th
brilliantorange:
It’s Thursday when I say it’s Thursday.
...
Oct 13th
rrrrred:
COWORKER: This is just retarded ME: What! COWORKER: I meant retarded cool. Like wicked...
Oct 13th
I am about 99% sure that my beloved Canadian girlfriend...
Oct 13th
Dunno what I like better: “codeine syrup hit” or...
Oct 13th
Say hello to my little friend…
I told the doc I either...
Oct 13th
Burrito = baby = food.
Mexican Food Baby.
Insert...
Oct 13th
P.S.
He’s singing Dancing Queen. Or he was. It’s blissfully quiet now. Those things...
Oct 13th
Why is my son singing Abba?
Oct 13th
“Wit Stream”
a/k/a “People who have a...
Oct 12th
Best Columbus Day tweet ever.
— via @superfantastic
Oct 12th
A Volley Between Fox News and Obama...
“We’re going to treat them the way we would treat an opponent,” said Anita Dunn, the White House...
Oct 12th
lowres:
It’s a little-known fact that Melville’s first...
Oct 12th
Watch
Bill Withers: “Ain’t No Sunshine” (Live)
Which you probably won’t watch,...
Oct 12th
Fuck Your Recommended Dosage, Part 2.
Seriously, this...
Oct 12th
Thunderdolt: Call me, we’ll go out for steaks.
Oct 12th
I wonder if @tiffany has an end-zone dance…
Oct 11th
WTF?
yhf: lilykily: My best friend’s MOTHER sent me an e-mail to support raising awareness to end...
Oct 11th
atsween:
The word of the day is “décolletage”.
Pretty...
Oct 11th
I have a thing for...
brienis: funsizebytes: yhf: brienis: piscesinpurple: paradingfreedom: Don’t usually go...
Oct 11th
I have a thing for...
yhf: brienis: piscesinpurple: paradingfreedom: Don’t usually go for the jocks. Go for the...
Oct 11th
He’s very proud of himself.
Oct 10th
And only two people in the world who liked this joke…
Oct 10th
"Kempt"
We trim fingernails, get haircuts, search out & destroy nose/ear hair. I’m not sure at...
Oct 10th
lowres:
“You call yourself a Goth? Our ancestors...
Oct 10th
She just got herself a piece of “Better Than...
Oct 10th
The Boy had never seen these in the theater. Well worth a...
Oct 10th
Did they decide on that Peace prize thing before we attacked the moon?
...
Oct 9th
“Kids born after Aladdin came out will turn 18 next year”
— Randall Munroe, who needs to...
— Randall Munroe, who needs to...
Oct 9th
The Boy and His Beagles
Oct 9th
Fuck your recommended dosage.
Oct 8th
Why do women have sex? (Salon.com)
Why do women have sex? For the same reasons men do, explain the authors of a groundbreaking new...
Oct 8th
Podcasts
Awhile ago I asked for podcast suggestions and these are the ones that people suggested (you can go...
Oct 8th
Oh good, something to do while Twitter is down.
306mb
Oct 8th
If you had PING! on the iPhone you could be sending me...
Oct 8th
Man, this mute button in Brizzly is...
Oct 8th
No.
Oct 8th
Twitter/Tumblr List Updated
Oct 8th
I seem to have developed an addiction to...
I think it has something to do with the fact that I’m not used to Gary Sinise playing a good...
Oct 8th
samhey:
By the way, if you weren’t FLOORED with how...
Oct 8th
I work in an old building.
These are some of the keys I...
Oct 7th
Well there goes the rest of the day.
In case you missed...
Oct 7th
Milk Chocolate or Semi-Sweet?
You’re making chocolate-chip cookies. You have a sufficient supply of both milk chocolate...
Oct 7th
Story my wife told me about something...
adamisacson: “So we’re walking back from the Metro station and pass that part of [nearby street]...
Oct 7th
Watch
Drunk driving.
Um.
Well.
Sorta.
Just watch.
Oct 7th
Why are people suddenly telling me that...
entropyas: What is their agenda? Does the CDC have its own agenda? Are vaccinations the opiate...
Oct 7th
Dear Pizza Snobs: Avert your eyes
Dear Everyone Else:
...
Oct 6th
I call this one “ShatInSoMorrow.png”
Then...
Oct 6th
Really?
(and 10 more since this picture)
Oct 6th
Well, that’s curious.
Oct 5th
cleversimon:
Someday, somebody’s gonna ask you
A question...
Oct 4th
Gator Zombie Plans
thedailywhat: The University of Florida’s official zombie attack plan. (via for Maya. Also: Go...
Oct 3rd
Lush.ious
Oct 1st
Farukcake. Get it?! It’s like fruitcake but different.
Oct 1st
yhf:
coyotesqrl:
chicklittumbls:
Dear Jon Gosselin,
...
Oct 1st
What the Faruk? Welcome to the edge of the world, birthday...
Oct 1st
How many other people saw this picture and thought it was...
Oct 1st
You may remember that I posted about this sign back in...
Oct 1st
Watch
weselec:
Courtesy Twitter’s @pbones, I give you this little tidbit of baseball awesomeness. You...
Oct 1st
Fox airs 'Dance' contestant clothing...
Fox airs ‘Dance’ contestant clothing crease (or vagina) Reports of a “So You...
Oct 1st