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Dear Customer, Greetings from Amazon.co.uk. Unfortunately, an unexpected delay from our...
Dec 1st
I guess Tweetie can’t translate jive…
Dec 1st
It's tough to be seven…
The Boy spent Friday night and Saturday night at his friend’s house. His parents brought him...
Dec 1st
Socialite for Mac
Nov 30th
No, really, I’m glad you’re following me,...
Nov 30th
Watch
I know none of you watch videos, but this is two minutes of Jayden and Ethan being cute. So if you...
Nov 30th
Get it? Because it has the word “quit” in the...
Nov 30th
Oh, burn…
Nov 29th
The Boy made a Christmas list on one side of his...
Nov 29th
wordishness:
thememegeneration:
Is there an alternate...
Nov 29th
Ethan, trying to keep me from taking a picture of Jayden by...
Nov 29th
Handy Baby is handy…
gorillasushi:
OMG! KILL IT WITH...
Nov 29th
First lady Michelle Obama chose to wear a gleaming...
Nov 29th
cocktailstraw:
I’m not sure you can read this listing...
Nov 29th
"Gobbler’s Knob"
Really? I wonder what goes down there.
Nov 28th
PERMENTER!!!
ANNA!!!
FUCKYEAHLOVEANDMARRIAGE!
(via...
Nov 27th
Hey Josh, when do you find time for all this?
Nov 27th
PING! [iTunes Link] is free today. It’s an iPhone app...
Nov 27th
This year, we are most thankful for our daughter, Lucy,...
Nov 27th
First fire of the season.
Nov 26th
“Because now there’s a phone so smart.”
...
Nov 26th
Make Ringtones Using iTunes
While Apple would prefer that you buy ringtone versions of music you’ve already purchased, you...
Nov 26th
So, this definitely happened…
Nov 26th
That reminds me of this thing Mary kept...
… she kept referring to Twitter/Tumblr people by their real names. I kept having to do the...
Nov 26th
I remember when I first saw this picture.
I remember...
Nov 26th
please say thanks
steelopus: tnick: XEROX IS DOING SOMETHING COOL If you go to this web site,...
Nov 25th
Please design a logo for me. With pie charts....
Nov 25th
Good job, Haps.
see original
Nov 25th
thunderdolt:
HOW TWILIGHT SHOULD HAVE ENDED
(via...
Nov 25th
Listen
angelablack:
Angela sings one of her favourite TV theme songs for TJ’s Thanksgiving. Gobble...
Nov 25th
Watch
Never Forget: WKRP’s Thanksgiving episode.
Also, never forget: Loni Anderson.
The clip...
Nov 25th
Amazon finds my freshness charming.
Nov 25th
(via angelablack)
Literally laughed out loud. @WifeOfTJ...
Nov 25th
via @Muerte_tsd on the Twitter, who got it via email and...
Nov 25th
Kicking Someone's Ass Isn't Always Bad
Sean was right about not devaluing content. He was right (I assume, or at least much more...
Nov 25th
Sean kicked my ass, mostly rightfully so…
Nov 24th
And that is why I married her.
Nov 24th
Dear Metered Satellite Internet I pay $80/month for:
Die...
Nov 24th
jaydensmommie:
The only problem I foresee with getting this hair cut is that if I have a bad day...
Nov 24th
jaydensmommie:
Should I chop all my hair off?
Check yes...
Nov 24th
By the way, the subject of that paper...
… specifically the Pray for Obama thing from last week. If there’s interest, I can post a...
Nov 24th
Deadline met with time to spare!
Who wants to...
Nov 24th
The Hebrew word for "shame"
clapifyoulikeme: funsizebytes: … is “buwsh” Am I the only one who immediately saw “W. Bush”? ...
Nov 24th
“Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or...”
— Henry Ford (h/t to...
— Henry Ford (h/t to...
Nov 24th
The Hebrew word for "shame"
… is “buwsh” Am I the only one who immediately saw “W. Bush”? Those Jews...
Nov 24th
Dear Congress: Fuck You.
misseffieb: Let’s not forget, the only reason not to introduce legislation creating a public...
Nov 24th
Humane Society to close after...
> DENVER — The state-appointed custodian who was placed in charge of the Colorado...
Nov 24th
“You don’t, by any chance, happen to have six...
Nov 23rd
Personally I think “bell tower” is the perfect...
Nov 23rd
“Why don’t you try not to win…”
— The Boy, in all sincerity,...
— The Boy, in all sincerity,...
Nov 23rd
jaydensmommie:
lilykily:
Goofing around with Jayden....
Nov 23rd
Losing my shit
pocketcontents: My husband asked me tonight if we could forgo giving each other gifts this...
Nov 23rd
I was enjoying drawing so much today...
(via angelablack) Angela, why do you boil your pee?
Nov 23rd
By this logic, I ought to be onto something huge by now…...
Nov 23rd
Smells Like Teen (Holy) Spirit
Couple Sells Candles That Smell Like Jesus I really thought this was was a joke. But you can’t...
Nov 23rd
Columbus
We are having a tour of the Niña and Pinta. The tour guide was just talking about Columbus dying at...
Nov 23rd
I thought this said Boratz…
Nov 23rd
People who met IRL over the weekend.
piscesinpurple: YOUR PHOTOS ARE KILLING ME. KILLING ME, I SAY. Carry on. We have already...
Nov 23rd
TiVo Remote
Warning: This is going to be one of those über-nerdy posts that you love or loathe, depending on...
Nov 23rd
@Hickchick386
Seriously, what makes people do this? Just about everything Hickchick386 posted is a stolen...
Nov 23rd
The weirdest thing is happening to me on...
Nov 23rd
wifeoftj:
Drumk tweeter is tweeting.
Actual quote when...
Nov 23rd
watching Dr Horrible…
Nov 22nd
Not pictured: Jayden hiding under the table on Ethan’s...
Nov 22nd
Jayden has had enough with the pictures already
Nov 22nd
lilykily:
[via](— Seed: Core Principles)
Nov 22nd
Busom Buddies
Nov 21st
Fail whale, by The Boy
Nov 21st
jaydensmommie:
Jayden is pretty much in heaven.
For two...
Nov 21st
My Tumblr App Challenge
wordishness: I will pay the princely sum of $10 to a developer who comes up with a Tumblr app...
Nov 21st
And then there were five…
Luomapalooza 1 has gotten off to a rough start. Fortunately Mary and Jayden have made it safely,...
Nov 21st
Hey, Webform, I think it’s pretty cool that...
Nov 21st
“The dog jumped on the couch…” — Jayden
Nov 21st
Mary's here!
And sleepy Jayden too!
Nov 21st
Next time…
… I am totally putting Mary in my Mobile Me account so I can track her using “Find My...
Nov 21st
Couples who Twitter together…
Nov 21st
When all you have it a cock bucket…
…everything looks like a shit burglar…
Nov 21st
HELP
blanddiva11: rsmallbone: blanddiva11: I have a CD stuck in my Mac Book Pro and can’t get it...
Nov 21st
Actual “Street View” Photo between Rochester, NY...
Nov 21st
“YES! IT WAS YOU! I forgot who posted the Catpaint app on...”
— Yes, it was me… I am now going...
— Yes, it was me… I am now going...
Nov 21st
“I was like a retard with no cake.”
— Erin (How long until this...
— Erin (How long until this...
Nov 21st
Checkout Tumblr Gear
Nov 21st
Bumper Stickers Make Me Stabby
I was pulling out of a parking lot today and the car in front of me had a bumper sticker on it which...
Nov 20th
jaydensmommie:
Jayden’s outfit of choice for driving 8...
Nov 20th
Just because Lucky isn’t coming doesn’t mean we...
Nov 20th
Ringtone Remix
Dance Version Remix I have not tried to see if this will work on the iPhone. I’ve tried it,...
Nov 20th
By request from Wife #2, I have made a ringtone version.
...
Nov 20th
Suddenly I’m in the mood for a cuban…
...
Nov 20th
Oh for God's sake
monkeyfrog: Life is hard enough without being bitchy about a bunch of adults being goofy...
Nov 20th
Listen
ladawn:
Shitburgling Cockbuckets for Sniffy. Jazz remix.
Jiminy, LaDawn… you need to do audio...
Nov 20th
Listen
For Sniffy.
Don’t let me be alone here, people. You know you want to do it too.
(Tag it...
Nov 20th
sniffyjenkins:
Look, I’m bored, OK?
This has a beauty,...
Nov 20th
Big bag of hurt
Dan Wineman (below), on all of the things that Tumblr got wrong with the iPhone app (Hint: just...
Nov 20th
Picture from a Microsoft hosted event
As John Gruber...
Nov 20th
With the likelihood of Christmas being tight for everyone...
Nov 20th
Tumblr 1.1 for the iPhone is out. App Store Link
...
Nov 20th
Something something playing with herself…
...
Nov 19th
Watch
thedailywhat:
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Hoth is for pussies. It’s Dagobah or...
Nov 19th
Dear Ladyfolk:
I have learned a lot about what women go...
Nov 19th
reimer:
Twitter’s new prompt, brought to you by Long Duk...
Nov 19th
What are your favorite recipes?
I am sick and tired of every damn restaurant in town and everything they have to offer In my...
Nov 19th
Postcards
No, I haven’t forgotten No, they haven’t gone out yet.
Nov 19th
CatPaint is the premier cat-based image...
Nov 19th
There’s something delightfully ironic about this.
...
Nov 19th
If you want to share this, the short URL is:...
Nov 19th
In case you can’t quite read that, it says
101...
Nov 19th
Offered as an example of Double Social Penetration.
...
Nov 18th
Retweet feature is buggy.
Nov 18th
I have a paper due on Monday. It has to be on one of the...
Nov 18th
Watch
“Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up”
Nirvana with Special Guest Star Rick Astley.
...
Nov 18th
The Boy
Me: “It’s raining, you should wear your raincoat.” Him: (looking outside)...
Nov 18th
Anyone else coming?
I just sent out an email to all the folks I remembered who had mentioned possibly coming to...
Nov 18th
“Freedom of speech. The freedom to disagree. That’s what I...”
— Will Phillips, an Arkansas...
— Will Phillips, an Arkansas...
Nov 17th
“So your Aunt Phyllis is in the hospital again with...
Nov 17th
Sween on the weekends when Beth is out of town.
via...
Nov 17th
ROFLchester and Chicago are having...
gorillasushi: kaffeineme: Is this like a Sharks and Jets sort of thing? No offense to anyone...
Nov 17th
“Esp. with a large woman, lay the pen0r between the ass...”
— Urban Dictionary definition of...
— Urban Dictionary definition of...
Nov 17th
Never Forget.
(Did I post this already? Don’t care....
Nov 17th
I’m going to start a new Tumblr called “Right...
Nov 17th
I guess I can't give @twoname too much...
yayaa: bonusland: whltexbread: I don’t want it. I don’t want it want it. I don’t want it. Want...
Nov 17th
Just when I thought “Angry Whopper” was the...
Nov 17th
erinmargrethe:
lilykily:
indefensible:
Sure, let’s go...
Nov 17th
Really, Vimeo?
Really? You couldn’t figure out what...
Nov 17th
He gets this from his mother…
The Boy: “I had to see the school nurse today… she took my temperature… it was ninety-seven...
Nov 17th
Kill Zombies on your iPhone
Call of Duty: World at War: Zombies (iTunes Link) is now available for $10.
Nov 17th
gorillasushi:
I made you guys this secret Tumblr...
Nov 17th
Twitter Avatar of the Week
I posted on The Twitter: I don’t understand how he can get straight “A”s in...
Nov 16th
You Know You Live In A Small Town When…
Remember the $4 business cards deal Office Depot had going? Well, I had one set made for my job,...
Nov 16th
Watch
Pulp Fiction, redux.
via alisonagosti
Nov 16th
The Boy
…is 7.5 years old, and doesn’t know how to blow his nose. He does, however, know how to...
Nov 16th
“Fully Engourded”
(paging Linus Van Pelt…)
Nov 16th
Good morning Tumblr
(via demotivateus)
Nov 16th
Family gathering on the courthouse steps waiting for the...
Nov 16th
The Beagle likes to be close. Very close.
Nov 16th
@tj invited me @sweets at the house u figure it out...
Nov 15th
sigh
Nov 15th
Stupid !(^@#&(%^~}+!* homophones.
Nov 15th
alinasmith:
Bones: Dwarf in the Dirt Season 5, Episode 7...
Nov 14th
Justine Kilkerr "Advice for Strays"
(YAY!) Dear Customer, Greetings from Amazon.co.uk. We are pleased to report that the following...
Nov 14th
“Early this morning, 1 January 2021, three minutes after...”
— opening line of The Children...
— opening line of The Children...
Nov 13th
samhey:
how she rolls.
Every now & again I’m...
Nov 13th
I get the most interesting stray @replies…
Nov 13th
I’m trying to learn TextMate for my work with TUAW. ...
Nov 12th
In my defense, I would have realized this sooner if Colbert...
Nov 12th
Town shuts down free Wi-Fi over one...
Long story short: town setup a free Wi-Fi in the downtown area, someone used it to download a movie,...
Nov 12th
Hrm… that reminds me, I wonder how Emz is doing…
...
Nov 12th
“By making it easier to repeat a tweet than to comment on it,...”
— Twitter Watch: Twitter’s new...
— Twitter Watch: Twitter’s new...
Nov 12th
The Wife, upon coming into the office...
Her: “Is that the old PowerBook?” Me: “No, it’s the new [to us] MacBook...
Nov 12th
Did you jailbreak your iPhone? Change...
If you don’t know what “jailbreaking” is, ignore this. If you did jailbreak...
Nov 11th
The funny thing about that post? I sent it at lunchtime...
Nov 11th
Oh my god, Mama Mia, major overkill on...
shakinbacon: Jesus effing chriminy, Pierce Brosnan looks like he’s constipated. Sounds like it,...
Nov 11th
Watch
jaydensmommie:
I can’t stop watching this. She doesn’t even blink, just throws a girl to the...
Nov 10th
TJ Gets a Ticket
Nov 10th
thedailywhat:
Selfless Hero of the Day: Galeforce winds...
Nov 10th
lowres:
[ ED. NOTE: I mentioned that I wanted to buy...
Nov 10th
Someone is studying for her Medical Terminology midterm...
Nov 10th
rrrrred:
DAN: You make my heart go pitter-patter.
ME: That might be a heart defect. Did you ever...
Nov 10th
The Boy’s first report card…
Look, I know it’s...
Nov 10th
indefensible:
Yes, I should know this. But please if you...
Nov 10th
How to spot Phishing
blanddiva11: Somebody just sent me a tweet saying I was on some site that says I am a phishing...
Nov 10th
Yo! Peeps!
atsween: I know for some people, the anniversary of a first date isn’t a big thing, but I think...
Nov 10th
“UAC was neutered too much by Microsoft,” argued...”
— computerworld.com Being...
— computerworld.com Being...
Nov 10th
Not A Euphemism
Nov 9th
mtastic:
funsizebytes:
Katamari Baby Costume
WTF? That...
Nov 9th
Katamari Baby Costume
WTF? That doesn’t look...
Nov 9th
There sure was a whole lot of… humping… going on.
Nov 8th
Watch
erinmargrethe:
movemblog:
Dateline: Movember 8
Money Raised: $1420
Moustache Status: Feeble
...
Nov 8th
Product placement
weselec: lonelysandwich: Twitter/dwineman GE executive: “Do you like the Cisco equipment? ...
Nov 8th
1) Lord of the Flies + Porkies = worst.mashup.ever…
2)...
Nov 8th
funsizebytes@gmail.com
Just sayin’
Nov 8th
Oh come on now, I've been just asking...
But this is a step up from the previous results…
Nov 8th
"The Jobless Rate for People Like You"
Nov 7th
Swine Flu Paranoia (via email…. from my mom)
Nov 7th
Pigeon Snatch
Nov 7th
I'd make a business card for myself…
but I have a question: Is Helvetica the only safe fontfacetype to use to avoid the scorn of you...
Nov 7th
He’s been sharpening this for awhile now.
Nov 6th
alinasmith:
Office Depot has a deal on 4 packs of 250 Full-Color Raised Print business bards. To...
Nov 6th
Hey, Corporate America… when you’re using an...
Nov 6th
So if you ever thought about following...
Every Tumblr has an RSS feed. Just throw /rss at the end. For example: http://funsizebytes.com/...
Nov 6th
Really? November is national diabetes month? November? As in...
Nov 6th
Seriously, never forget.
Whoever did that to her should...
Nov 5th
Sweet fancy Jesus, who sees this picture and says...
Nov 5th
Never forget.
Also: everyone not pictured above?...
Nov 5th
"The Bridge" by Ed Friedman
Nov 5th
(Note: the email has been resent, correcting...
Nov 4th
“Our founders did not intend to allow a majority to take...”
— NYTimes, quoting Jennifer C....
— NYTimes, quoting Jennifer C....
Nov 4th
The aforementioned email
Nov 4th
shoesonwrong:
One of my favorite things EVER.
More...
Nov 4th