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Bumper Stickers Make Me Stabby

I was pulling out of a parking lot today and the car in front of me had a bumper sticker on it which...

Nov 20th

jaydensmommie: Jayden’s outfit of choice for driving 8...

Nov 20th

Just because Lucky isn’t coming doesn’t mean we...

Nov 20th

Ringtone Remix

Dance Version Remix I have not tried to see if this will work on the iPhone. I’ve tried it,...

Nov 20th

By request from Wife #2, I have made a ringtone version. ...

Nov 20th

Suddenly I’m in the mood for a cuban… ...

Nov 20th

Oh for God's sake

monkeyfrog: Life is hard enough without being bitchy about a bunch of adults being goofy...

Nov 20th

Listen

ladawn: Shitburgling Cockbuckets for Sniffy. Jazz remix. Jiminy, LaDawn… you need to do audio...

Nov 20th

Listen

For Sniffy. Don’t let me be alone here, people. You know you want to do it too. (Tag it...

Nov 20th

sniffyjenkins: Look, I’m bored, OK? This has a beauty,...

Nov 20th

Big bag of hurt

Dan Wineman (below), on all of the things that Tumblr got wrong with the iPhone app (Hint: just...

Nov 20th

Picture from a Microsoft hosted event As John Gruber...

Nov 20th

With the likelihood of Christmas being tight for everyone...

Nov 20th

Tumblr 1.1 for the iPhone is out. App Store Link ...

Nov 20th

Something something playing with herself… ...

Nov 19th

Watch

thedailywhat: This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Hoth is for pussies. It’s Dagobah or...

Nov 19th

Dear Ladyfolk: I have learned a lot about what women go...

Nov 19th

reimer: Twitter’s new prompt, brought to you by Long Duk...

Nov 19th

What are your favorite recipes?

I am sick and tired of every damn restaurant in town and everything they have to offer In my...

Nov 19th

Postcards

No, I haven’t forgotten No, they haven’t gone out yet.

Nov 19th

CatPaint is the premier cat-based image...

Nov 19th

There’s something delightfully ironic about this. ...

Nov 19th

If you want to share this, the short URL is:...

Nov 19th

In case you can’t quite read that, it says 101...

Nov 19th

Offered as an example of Double Social Penetration. ...

Nov 18th

Retweet feature is buggy.

Nov 18th

I have a paper due on Monday. It has to be on one of the...

Nov 18th

Watch

“Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up” Nirvana with Special Guest Star Rick Astley. ...

Nov 18th

The Boy

Me: “It’s raining, you should wear your raincoat.” Him: (looking outside)...

Nov 18th

I'm incredibly angry and hurt and just...

Nov 18th

Anyone else coming?

I just sent out an email to all the folks I remembered who had mentioned possibly coming to...

Nov 18th

“So your Aunt Phyllis is in the hospital again with...

Nov 17th

“Freedom of speech. The freedom to disagree. That’s what I...”
— Will Phillips, an Arkansas...

Nov 17th

Sween on the weekends when Beth is out of town. via...

Nov 17th

ROFLchester and Chicago are having...

gorillasushi: kaffeineme: Is this like a Sharks and Jets sort of thing? No offense to anyone...

Nov 17th

“Esp. with a large woman, lay the pen0r between the ass...”
— Urban Dictionary definition of...

Nov 17th

Never Forget. (Did I post this already? Don’t care....

Nov 17th

I’m going to start a new Tumblr called “Right...

Nov 17th

I guess I can't give @twoname too much...

yayaa: bonusland: whltexbread: I don’t want it. I don’t want it want it. I don’t want it. Want...

Nov 17th

Just when I thought “Angry Whopper” was the...

Nov 17th

erinmargrethe: lilykily: indefensible: Sure, let’s go...

Nov 17th

Really, Vimeo? Really? You couldn’t figure out what...

Nov 17th

He gets this from his mother…

The Boy: “I had to see the school nurse today… she took my temperature… it was ninety-seven...

Nov 17th

Kill Zombies on your iPhone

Call of Duty: World at War: Zombies (iTunes Link) is now available for $10.

Nov 17th

gorillasushi: I made you guys this secret Tumblr...

Nov 17th

Twitter Avatar of the Week

I posted on The Twitter: I don’t understand how he can get straight “A”s in...

Nov 16th

You Know You Live In A Small Town When…

Remember the $4 business cards deal Office Depot had going? Well, I had one set made for my job,...

Nov 16th

Watch

Pulp Fiction, redux. via alisonagosti

Nov 16th

The Boy

…is 7.5 years old, and doesn’t know how to blow his nose. He does, however, know how to...

Nov 16th

“Fully Engourded” (paging Linus Van Pelt…)

Nov 16th

Good morning Tumblr (via demotivateus)

Nov 16th

Family gathering on the courthouse steps waiting for the...

Nov 16th

The Beagle likes to be close. Very close.

Nov 16th

@tj invited me @sweets at the house u figure it out...

Nov 15th

sigh

Nov 15th

Stupid !(^@#&(%^~}+!* homophones.

Nov 15th

alinasmith: Bones: Dwarf in the Dirt Season 5, Episode 7...

Nov 14th

Justine Kilkerr "Advice for Strays"

(YAY!) Dear Customer, Greetings from Amazon.co.uk. We are pleased to report that the following...

Nov 14th

“Early this morning, 1 January 2021, three minutes after...”
— opening line of The Children...

Nov 13th

samhey: how she rolls. Every now & again I’m...

Nov 13th

I get the most interesting stray @replies…

Nov 13th

I’m trying to learn TextMate for my work with TUAW. ...

Nov 12th

In my defense, I would have realized this sooner if Colbert...

Nov 12th

Town shuts down free Wi-Fi over one...

Long story short: town setup a free Wi-Fi in the downtown area, someone used it to download a movie,...

Nov 12th

Hrm… that reminds me, I wonder how Emz is doing… ...

Nov 12th

“By making it easier to repeat a tweet than to comment on it,...”
— Twitter Watch: Twitter’s new...

Nov 12th

The Wife, upon coming into the office...

Her: “Is that the old PowerBook?” Me: “No, it’s the new [to us] MacBook...

Nov 12th

Did you jailbreak your iPhone? Change...

If you don’t know what “jailbreaking” is, ignore this. If you did jailbreak...

Nov 11th

The funny thing about that post? I sent it at lunchtime...

Nov 11th

Oh my god, Mama Mia, major overkill on...

shakinbacon: Jesus effing chriminy, Pierce Brosnan looks like he’s constipated.  Sounds like it,...

Nov 11th

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jaydensmommie: I can’t stop watching this. She doesn’t even blink, just throws a girl to the...

Nov 10th

TJ Gets a Ticket

Nov 10th

thedailywhat: Selfless Hero of the Day: Galeforce winds...

Nov 10th

lowres: [ ED. NOTE: I mentioned that I wanted to buy...

Nov 10th

Someone is studying for her Medical Terminology midterm...

Nov 10th

rrrrred: DAN: You make my heart go pitter-patter. ME: That might be a heart defect. Did you ever...

Nov 10th

The Boy’s first report card… Look, I know it’s...

Nov 10th

indefensible: Yes, I should know this. But please if you...

Nov 10th

How to spot Phishing

blanddiva11: Somebody just sent me a tweet saying I was on some site that says I am a phishing...

Nov 10th

Yo! Peeps!

atsween: I know for some people, the anniversary of a first date isn’t a big thing, but I think...

Nov 10th

“UAC was neutered too much by Microsoft,” argued...”
— computerworld.com Being...

Nov 10th

Not A Euphemism

Nov 9th

mtastic: funsizebytes: Katamari Baby Costume WTF? That...

Nov 9th

Katamari Baby Costume WTF? That doesn’t look...

Nov 9th

There sure was a whole lot of… humping… going on.

Nov 8th

Watch

erinmargrethe: movemblog: Dateline: Movember 8 Money Raised: $1420 Moustache Status: Feeble ...

Nov 8th

Product placement

weselec: lonelysandwich: Twitter/dwineman GE executive: “Do you like the Cisco equipment? ...

Nov 8th

1) Lord of the Flies + Porkies = worst.mashup.ever… 2)...

Nov 8th

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Just sayin’

Nov 8th

Oh come on now, I've been just asking...

But this is a step up from the previous results…

Nov 8th

"The Jobless Rate for People Like You"

Nov 7th

Swine Flu Paranoia (via email…. from my mom)

Nov 7th

Pigeon Snatch

Nov 7th

I'd make a business card for myself…

but I have a question: Is Helvetica the only safe fontfacetype to use to avoid the scorn of you...

Nov 7th

He’s been sharpening this for awhile now.

Nov 6th

alinasmith: Office Depot has a deal on 4 packs of 250 Full-Color Raised Print business bards. To...

Nov 6th

Hey, Corporate America… when you’re using an...

Nov 6th

So if you ever thought about following...

Every Tumblr has an RSS feed. Just throw /rss at the end. For example: http://funsizebytes.com/...

Nov 6th

Really? November is national diabetes month? November? As in...

Nov 6th

Seriously, never forget. Whoever did that to her should...

Nov 5th

Sweet fancy Jesus, who sees this picture and says...

Nov 5th

Never forget. Also: everyone not pictured above?...

Nov 5th

"The Bridge" by Ed Friedman

Nov 5th

(Note: the email has been resent, correcting...

Nov 4th

“Our founders did not intend to allow a majority to take...”
— NYTimes, quoting Jennifer C....

Nov 4th

The aforementioned email

Nov 4th

shoesonwrong: One of my favorite things EVER. More...

Nov 4th