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POSER?!? How DARE you, sir.

Jul 30th

Two palms and face for only $25? Wow, I did that once to...

Jul 30th

See… on ST:TNG, Data couldn’t use contractions. You...

Jul 30th

SHE PUT ME NEXT TO THE CLOWN!!!! SHE PUT ME NEXT TO THE...

Jul 30th

Just testing a theory… [328]

Jul 30th

glueslabs: I think my bread has dysentery. Yup, I bet...

Jul 30th

mail: in:inbox is:unread

echuckles: thank you, gmail help, for answering my question as to what to type in my gmail search...

Jul 30th

SeoulBrother’s post didn’t disgust me as much as...

Jul 29th

*NSFW* Do not click this link if you're...

Jul 29th

Blue M&Ms linked to reducing spine injury -...

Jul 29th

Did you not see the crown? Or did you see the crown and try...

Jul 29th

“They said students’ uniforms were half-off… but...

Jul 29th

Two Breast-feeding Stories and a few...

I may have told one or both of these before, but you can, ahem, suck it. ONE The day after The...

Jul 29th

nicky36: poeks: Tweetup Nametags 2.0 I SEE MEE! I just...

Jul 29th

poeks: Project Tweetup Nametag 2.0: COMPLETE* * Too...

Jul 29th

I JUST ASKED A BOY OUT ON A DATE

zolora: I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE I AM AWESOME I WILL DELETE THIS LATER Wouldn’t...

Jul 29th

Sounds about….right?

Jul 29th

“Full body condom.” or “And...

Jul 28th

“Love is like a rubik’s cube - I’m confused. And frustrated....”
— Me (inspired by). (via...

Jul 28th

No calls, please. I’m busy.

Jul 28th

theduty: lady remote. “winging”?

Jul 28th

Paula Poundstone, an unpaid endorsement

I’ve been meaning to write this up for days. The other day Paula Poundstone wrote: ...

Jul 28th

"He's good with computers"

Jul 28th

Favrd "Tip" for Your Most-Favorited Posts

Jul 28th

Dear Mayafish: The note on the back and slight remnants of...

Jul 28th

DOES THIS HORRIBLE OVERHEAD LIGHTING MAKE ME LOOK EVEN WORSE...

Jul 28th

srslainey: For TJ. :) Eat my jorts :-P

Jul 28th

crappleton

mikemorrow: blanddiva11: Why do you want a naked picture of mikemorrow? (Not that there’s...

Jul 28th

theduty: i se what you did there… You saw that coming? ...

Jul 28th

theduty: …you have it in you. Clown puke, clown shit,...

Jul 28th

Sometimes a ‘like’ counts double. You know it,...

Jul 28th

Watch

Holy cow, two references(*) to The Fixx in the same day? First this one which had been sitting in...

Jul 27th

maybe Angelina Jolie will adopt her… ...

Jul 27th

I Made Myself a Mad Man…

…and then was reminded why my picture is a pigeon with a dart through its head. I’m enjoying...

Jul 27th

HA HA HA

You know when you tell your kid to go take a shower but he wants to take a bath and even though...

Jul 27th

lilykily: Not so bad. Not bad at all. As soon as I read...

Jul 27th

theduty: nothing to see here. …please continue walking,...

Jul 27th

See, it’s funny because on the old Batman show, when...

Jul 27th

I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF JERK WAS MEAN TO...

Jul 27th

cocktailstraw: This “fortune” floated outta my bath bomb...

Jul 27th

Yes, this really happened.

stuffmygirlfriendsays: “I was going to offer you anal in exchange for getting me Indian food for...

Jul 27th

It's too late to delete that, isn't it?

I’m asking for my pride. HAHAHA. As if…

Jul 27th

dextercolt: Talking to Emz and coming up with a plan for...

Jul 27th

The Ten Things Americans Are Most Likely...

steelopus: kellydeal: weselec: 10. Goats 9. Trampolines 8. Vehicles with more than four...

Jul 27th

Watch

hotheadred: I need this ringtone. Starts at 3:49. NEED IT. You can only get 30 seconds in a...

Jul 27th

bananagrams: Tumblr Dashboard as seen from the Moon. ...

Jul 27th

Is she asking if I’m I’m a dude or a chick? ...

Jul 27th

texburgher: This is not what I agreed to. “Well...

Jul 26th

“War President” Wish I remember when I got...

Jul 26th

reimer: TJ’s Got Talent viaNYTimes) Dammit, they said...

Jul 26th

Consider The Lobster

Jul 26th

@ev likes it when I drink

He hit this one and that one and I think another one awhile ago. I’m not sure how to feel...

Jul 26th

For ages I’ve thought that Gmail’s spam filter...

Jul 26th

Watch

zolora: This guy’s kitty cartoons are pretty much the cutest thing ever. This is the newest— more...

Jul 26th

Feel free to suggest yourself (as some...

1) Do it via email vs reblog: youshouldfollow@gmail.com (I’ll give a pass to those who already...

Jul 26th

Tell Me If I Am Missing Anyone Good on...

Jul 26th

“I do have one question: What about conversations with people...”
— (posted in response to this...

Jul 26th

biorhythmist: $210? Are you kidding me? click ...

Jul 26th

“Research shows that motorists talking on a phone are four...”
— Look, I know this is...

Jul 26th

Reblogged because SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK? How many wrong...

Jul 25th

Sorry to be a downer but I think the real lesson here is...

Jul 25th

“Heaven in a Tin” tagged: thisiswhyimfat I...

Jul 25th

yhf: aimee-b-loved: (via twitpicnic) Jesus Christ. ...

Jul 25th

What should I have said?

entropyas: Me, to attendant at Goodwill as I drop off a bunch of clothes:  It’s mostly maternity...

Jul 25th

“While my wife is on her period, she won’t have sex...”
— Ron White, “You Can Fix...

Jul 25th

“Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t...”
— George Carlin

Jul 25th

WHEEEEEEEEEEE! I’ve never heard anyone laugh as hard...

Jul 25th

Is 7 old enough to get him his own hotel room? Because...

Jul 25th

March 2004. We took The Boy to the zoo. The Seattle Zoo, I...

Jul 25th

sigh Mac OS X spelling checker, you disappoint me yet...

Jul 24th

Y'all are focusing on the wrong things...

March 28th Births: 1970 – Vince Vaughn, American actor 1981 – Julia Stiles, American actress ...

Jul 24th

The Boy, March 2004. We told him he had to wear shoes on...

Jul 24th

poeks: I was looking for “ninja”, but now Google’s turned...

Jul 24th

The Boy likes his powdered donuts.

Jul 24th

Christmas card from friends a few years ago.

Jul 24th

pocketcontents: I went to BlogHer and all I got was a Rummy...

Jul 24th

“Dear sweet lord. Your man landed with his arse in butter....”
— Indefensible Is this a good...

Jul 24th

So my husband is a "pig" aka cop and...

Jul 24th

emzbulletproof: dextercolt: GPOYRN (Put on your fake...

Jul 24th

You all passed the test.

angelablack: rsmallbone: yowhatsthehaps: Dear Angela, Richard and Jason: I made a bet with...

Jul 24th

Twitter purged again. Mass freak out...

(via stacey727) The Wife (sad voice): “I lost followers…” Me: “Twitter...

Jul 24th

This diagram was in my high school biology book! (Did I...

Jul 24th

“This is an apology for the way we previously handled...”
— Jeff Bezos - Kindle Discussion...

Jul 24th

WHO.POSTED.MORE.CLOWNS?

Jul 24th

GPOYRN Watching Ice Age in The Mom’s living room...

Jul 24th

Let's play the vagina game.

Jul 24th

Next time I have to be off Tumblr for 24...

I think I sprained my “Next Page” link.

Jul 23rd

Threadless. I saw this and thought of you, Tumblr friends...

Jul 23rd

Your Catfish Friend, by Richard Brautigan

Jul 23rd

Warning: Talk of Female Trouble

zolora: [edit] I’ve mentioned before that I’m a lady hormone factory and have been on the pill...

Jul 23rd

I’m sure he tried to convince the doctor that he sat...

Jul 23rd

davesnothere

Jul 23rd

“Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent...

Jul 23rd

I don’t know when this picture was taken, because...

Jul 23rd

Listen

At the end of http://youlooknicetoday.com/episode/tux-age Merlin tells us the secret to his old...

Jul 23rd

poeks: A hot tub filled with marinara? WTF? Oh, HOMEMADE...

Jul 23rd

Buckeyes are overrated perennially.

They have one or two tough games each year and then get killed in the finals. OSU is the biggest...

Jul 23rd

Stop telling me you miss my girlfriend

jaydensmommie: indefensible: AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? I love you, dearly, but you don’t have...

Jul 23rd

samhey: bcompton: To be clear, I hate memes more than anyone else on earth, and everyone who...

Jul 22nd

Holy crap you guys

biorhythmist: Click reblog on a photo or audio post or something, then click the gray “as…” text. I...

Jul 22nd

Must resist inappropriate “instrument” jokes… ...

Jul 22nd

“I look like my dog.” Via email, ages ago.

Jul 22nd

This is from when The Wife took The Boy (just short of a...

Jul 22nd

The Wife’s sister and The Boy, a little under a year...

Jul 22nd

Which Part Don't You Understand?

Our office router has been acting up. Since I’m the IT Department Of One, I ordered a new...

Jul 22nd

The Boy, Feb, 2006 (age: almost 4). Note the cowboy boot...

Jul 22nd

This is the first thing you see upon installing Windows...

Jul 22nd

Best Dilbert ever. (I believe this pre-dates Mac OS X, but...

Jul 22nd

eoporto: Matt just told @mayafish her boobs are awesome. ...

Jul 22nd

“Douché”: for when you have to concede that someone has...”
— http://twitter.com/tj/statuses/...

Jul 22nd

You’re 38? No way. cocktailstraw: So, I went to...

Jul 22nd

I'm stuck at work late and the rain...

mayafish: eoporto: But I’m meeting @mayafish for a drink when I finally leave here. THIS IS...

Jul 22nd

That’s a lovely necklace. (via frostinglickr.)

Jul 22nd

Best way to update my current location?

Imagine I was going on a long car ride… (“WHAT? YOU? NO!” you say) … imagine I wanted...

Jul 21st

Withdrawal works the same as condoms?

Jul 21st

jaydensmommie: steelopus: Don’t hit the drive thru during...

Jul 21st

Never Forget. (via dextercolt:essentiallyme)

Jul 21st

nicky36: insooutso: elizabite: nicky36: Look, a...

Jul 21st

“Corn” in British English is generally taken to refer to...”
— Thing I didn’t know, according...

Jul 21st

Filed Under “Incurably Ignorant.”...

Jul 21st

Dear World: Be nice to her…

I was talking to a daughter of a friend from here. She’s 17 or 18, getting ready to start...

Jul 21st

“According to best estimates, the United States is now home...”
— American drivers should learn...

Jul 21st

Teenage pregnancies and syphilis have risen...

Jul 21st

emzbulletproof: HERE YOU ARE, TJ. Getting warmer… Looks...

Jul 21st

I'll meet you halfway…

mayafish: jaydensmommie: funsizebytes: thedza: It’s goin’ down! “Close” only counts in...

Jul 21st

thedza: It’s goin’ down! “Close” only counts...

Jul 21st

Girl with half a brain retains full vision

Jul 21st

Thanks, thanks.

biorhythmist: Thank people when they help you. Do not expect thanks when you help someone. ...

Jul 21st

I like the part where everyone is...

myrm: I think I’ll meet you all in NYC, then. I fully expect that at least one of us will end up...

Jul 21st

Reblogged because BADASS. (Not to mention...

Jul 20th

mayafish. Reblogged because of the composition, use of...

Jul 20th

adamisacson: At the Dairy Godmother ice cream shop in...

Jul 20th

I don’t want to pry, but I am curious what Kate did to...

Jul 20th

angelablack: everythinginthesky: Congrats, Tony_D,...

Jul 20th

I don’t even know how to respond to this.

Jul 20th

He asked for it. Click the picture for details.

Jul 20th

This elicited an actual, fully audible groan. Which is...

Jul 20th

Hey, everyone has divorced uncles from Jersey. These just...

Jul 20th

Get Twitter Mentions Via Email

Jul 20th

Good luck with that.

Jul 20th

“You don’t need tanned breasts, ladies… Your breasts...”
— Pete Correale, The Things We...

Jul 20th

I’m just going to consider this one post that scored...

Jul 20th

Big Lebowski movie/chat fest last night

Jul 20th

zolora: I had to come out of hiding for juuuust a second to...

Jul 20th

Who Would Leave This Children With This Clown? HE WILL EAT...

Jul 20th

I See What You Did There, Remiel.

Jul 19th

I promise I'm not explaining my jokes...

I wrote: @tj: “Did you know [friend] is pregnant?” @wifeoftj asked friends @ lunch....

Jul 19th

Favrd Mad Libs?

poeks: You know how people reuse jokes over and over on Favrd? Not you guys, of course—other,...

Jul 19th

jaydensmommie: FACTS Brand: The Prick Cushion Size:...

Jul 19th

Heart This If You Think Lucky Just...

Braggart

Jul 19th

Tumblarity has a New Name…

I read back through the mornings posts, ♥ing as I went. My Tumblarity went up by 2. I reblogged...

Jul 19th

Watch

47 seconds of joy for a shitty Sunday (via...

Jul 19th

Worst RT Fail Ever?

Jul 19th

mdigger: ????????????? You don’t think Santa stays...

Jul 19th

mdigger: Naked Girl rider (via Xrrsyzn) can’t be...

Jul 19th

Ready

Jul 19th

rsmallbone: Get together with your best internet friends...

Jul 19th

We’ve had beagles since 1997 when The Wife made us...

Jul 19th

“I SUPPORT REMIEL’S NEW AVATAR” (Too Much Nick)”
— You know who else supported...

Jul 18th

Seriously, @Remiel's new Twitter logo?...

Jul 18th

reimer: snuh: laissez-faire: jesusislove:...

Jul 18th

“Sandwich.” With iPhone for scale.

Jul 18th

Click through for copious Flickr notes about the disaster...

Jul 18th

“Steve Carell actually had his chest hair removed during the...”
— Wikipedia entry on The 40 Year...

Jul 18th

nicky36: Wherein the mystery of my emo post is revealed. ...

Jul 18th

EDDIE IZZARD IS ON MY TV.

yowhatsthehaps: And my pants have mysteriously disappeared. I don’t know what happened there. He...

Jul 18th

“Justin Gawronski, a 17-year-old from the Detroit area, was...”
— Amazon Erases Orwell Books...

Jul 18th

You people make me want to Plurk.

Jul 18th

I opened a new tab and Safari showed me...

I hate you all and hope you get an itchy rash in your urethra.

Jul 18th

Apparently the lesbians want in on the...

I am signing off Tumblr now.

Jul 18th

5) inthefade

I am not amused. May you all dream about being gang banged by Karl Rove and Dick Cheney.

Jul 18th

4) InSoOutSo

Better get on that audio work, Sniffy. You could start recording the first chapter of your book...

Jul 18th

I am Starting a List, Part 2

sniffyjenkins: funsizebytes: 1) Sean Hussey 2) Poeks 3) Ben Compton In case it’s not clear,...

Jul 18th

I am Starting a List

1) Sean Hussey 2) Poeks 3) Ben Compton In case it’s not clear, this is a list of people...

Jul 18th

smartasshat: Now THOSE are sprinkles I can get behind....

Jul 18th

reimer: Penis Poultry, Brooklyn, NY OH COME ON! No one...

Jul 18th

Wooooo And Stuff

justfantastic: I woke up this morning feeling like a spider monkey danced on my face all night...

Jul 18th

The Oddity of Humor

I love making people laugh, almost as much as I like laughing myself. That’s one of the...

Jul 18th

She is in sooooo much trouble for not...

No, really, I’m happy to share. Really.

Jul 18th

BAD BANANA! BAD!

Jul 17th

Dammit! All this time I’ve been giving you my ideas...

Jul 17th

Listen

sniffyjenkins: Oh come on, you KNEW I’d do this. And poeks DID ask… I know this makes me one of...

Jul 17th

I am SO going to hunt down each and...

(via sniffyjenkins) Might I suggest a good tongue lashing?

Jul 17th

Your Twitter Bios

NOTE A) I encourage all of you to post a question on your Tumblr asking people to suggest a new...

Jul 17th

Best . Animated . Gif . Ever.

Jul 17th

'I Crave Your Mouth, Your Voice, Your...

sniffyjenkins: I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through...

Jul 17th

smartasshat: rachelarogers: j-p-g: thirsty (via ~zed~) ...

Jul 17th

emzbulletproof: Can I do this? Does the pope wear a funny...

Jul 17th

“Dirty Harry Potter” Tell me this is a...

Jul 17th

New Favrd Rule: whoever is ahead at 9:22 wins. Just because.

Jul 17th

Hahahahaha

Jul 17th

My roommate in college had a print of this in our room. ...

Jul 17th

I call bullshit on @nicky36’s Twitter bio. It...

Jul 16th

smartasshat: funsizebytes: cleversimon: Jude Law...

Jul 16th

Oh you people, you lovely, lovely...

sniffyjenkins: I wish I could scoop you all up and hug the living bloody daylights out of you...

Jul 16th

cleversimon: Jude Law & Ewan McGregor. I have...

Jul 16th

This is my favorite one ever.

Jul 16th

Note the 4 minutes difference between the announcement and...

Jul 16th

texburgher: There’s Jon, on the right, passionately...

Jul 16th

emzbulletproof: For one of my favorite people birds on the...

Jul 16th

So last night

myrm: My little brother knocked on my door while I was *busy*. I now know what it’s like to have...

Jul 16th

hellonurse: I don’t know why I’ve never seen anyone wear...

Jul 16th

Dear Everyone Who Thinks I Wanted You To...

I’m leaving you for my new friends who understand sarcasm.

Jul 16th

I just noticed this, about an hour after the fact. Believe...

Jul 16th

emzbulletproof: For Posterity. As you were. Hey...

Jul 16th

Wherein I Realize I'm Up Too Late Again...

@tj: Of course @wifeoftj exists. It’s not as if I’d hire someone to pose for a...

Jul 16th

"Dolt juice"?

I hope to never hear the phrase “Dolt Juice” again. Depending on your font, that may...

Jul 16th

Cruel and Unusual

Around 10pm The Boy climbed into my lap, covered himself with his Transformers blanket (THICK...

Jul 16th

emzbulletproof: dextercolt: Thanks Tj. You da man! Dude...

Jul 16th

emzbulletproof: funsizebytes: dextercolt: ...

Jul 16th

Mom will be so proud

If I’m reading this correctly, it says “people who like porn-based Tumblrs also like...

Jul 16th

lilykily: tams77: Two girls One kiss Scandalous! ...

Jul 16th

Thank you, Columbus State Community College, for...

Jul 15th

srslainey: GPOYW Wherein my boobs look fantastic. ...

Jul 15th

Does this happen to other people? (revised,...

Jul 15th

Does this happen to other people?

Walking to my car in the parking lot, and see the nastiest, skankiest, hobo-vaginiest/possible meth...

Jul 15th

The Rest of Those Mary Louise Parker Pictures

Jul 15th

This is why I like her best. Well, one of the reasons.

Jul 15th

dextercolt: suicideblonde: Debbie Harry For Emz. ...

Jul 15th

“Harry Potter and the Let Me Repeat That Movie Sucked With a...”
— Me Lately I’ve been...

Jul 15th

“Whatchoo gonna do with all that trash, all that trash...

Jul 15th

I Just Learned What "Jorts" Means

And I’m glad you can’t really see what I’m wearing here because I’m...

Jul 15th

So Favstar10 sent me an @reply telling me I had hit 10...

Jul 15th

Oh look, TechCrunch is wrong again…

TechCrunch: It make sense, most GPS apps/units do charge a monthly fee, so why shouldn’t...

Jul 15th

Oh look, Bliccy starts talking about her Jim Carrey sex...

Jul 15th

She’s very supportive.

Jul 15th

Harry Potter and the Movie That Sucked...

(No spoilers of any significance.) How bad was this movie? About 15 minutes into it, a character...

Jul 15th

mdigger: kittenskittenskittens: ...

Jul 15th

Now I want pie.

Thanks…

Jul 15th

indefensible: doublejack: pocketcontents:midstreammom: ...

Jul 15th

...

biorhythmist: I’d rather give birth through my urethra than try to edit a reblog through the tumblr...

Jul 15th

steelopus: Sprinkles and jaydensmommie. “Jimmies...

Jul 15th

Are you the gatekeeper?

Jul 15th

Users Are Overrated

Here’s what’s new on Vimeo: Important change Starting August 1st, 2009, all...

Jul 14th

Amazon.com, you know I love you, but this anthology should...

Jul 14th

Inspired by shoesonwrong who posted a much, much better...

Jul 14th

Stole my motherfucking precious bodily fluids. And not the...

Jul 14th

I call bullshit. Cell phones in a doctor’s office...

Jul 14th

HAHAHAHAHA. No, seriously, get away from me with that...

Jul 14th

srslainey: funsizebytes: When did the doctor’s office...

Jul 14th

When did the doctor’s office turn into an Olive...

Jul 14th

frostinglickr: @tj did I piss you off?! That’s not...

Jul 14th

~/Movies/Youtube/Blerg-fqCUnoY2MwM.flv

No, you may not have a copy.

Jul 14th

Reblogged as Link Because No One Wants To See...

Jul 14th

Seriously, Hussey…

Jul 14th

Seriously, Hussey…

Jul 14th

Thanks for being awesome, JSTTMFB

Back in late April/early May, Jennifer responded to my super-arrogant “Hey! I’m coming...

Jul 14th

This One Is Just For the Mac Geeks

From Daring Fireball: Notes on a Dual-Mode AirPort Extreme Network Excellent step-by-step...

Jul 13th

Nicky's Sex Couch

nicky36: bananagrams: nicky36: VICTORY! It’s for sitting and relaxing. Yeah. Just those two...

Jul 13th

Since I am schooling you ignorant neanderthals today, it...

Jul 13th

John Cleese as Archie Leach on being...

Archie: Wanda, do you have any idea what it’s like being English? Being so correct all...

Jul 13th

eoporto: Bet none of you weirdo jimmy fans mind watching a girl lick what she calls an ice cream...

Jul 13th

I always thought the term "jimmies" was...

eoporto: Because I knew that it traditionally meant the brown ones, and then my brain leapt to...

Jul 13th

JIMMIES. (Don’t make me come over there inthefade)

Jul 13th

So I’ve got that going for me…

Jul 13th

Watch

“United Breaks Guitars” [4:36, music video.] This is what happens when you piss off a...

Jul 13th

Fittingly, a recent picture of The Boy at Dairy Queen. ...

Jul 13th

Jebus, now cleversimon posted that picture and sent me down...

Jul 13th

Listen

luckyshirt: Real Men Of Genius: Mr. Social Networking Follower/Unfollower. My children are...

Jul 13th

Someone sent this to me. It made me smile.

Jul 13th

Someone spotted dick on the internet?!...

Jul 13th

indefensible: Every 13 year-old schoolboy from...

Jul 13th

Thanks a lot, guys.

jessabelle2o7: My dinner companion just saw my Tumblr Dashboard, and is now offering to do all...

Jul 13th

@gunthergreen

I’m gonna go out tonight and drink like Bill W. did when he was still cool. I...

Jul 12th

Twit Picnic

Jul 12th

piscesinpurple: summersumz: So I have this thing where I...

Jul 12th

Missy Boo

I’m concerned she may have had a stroke. Her latest tweets don’t seem to make any...

Jul 12th

Maybe I'm Wrong…

“RT @tj: “Talked to my mom. She just bought a new car. Told me a bird had already...

Jul 12th

Tumblr Queue Tip

Noooooo, not the kind you stick in your ear, silly. The Tumblr Queue is how I keep posting things...

Jul 12th

My UPS Job

nostrich talking about his job made me think of this story, which most of you will probably TL;DR...

Jul 12th

If you sent me a postcard but I didn't...

Let me know. I think my Tumblr queue ate a few of them. Either that or I’m a forgetful...

Jul 12th

OH HAI FIRST DRAFT OF TONY_D’S SECRET WRITING...

Jul 12th

What is cuter than a bucket fill of puppies? (I’m...

Jul 12th

Artsy cool postcard from Geoff (psst… Geoff: re: note on...

Jul 12th

Another awesome postcard, this time from mathcat345

Jul 12th

OMG I wanted one of these SOOOOOO BAD. I used to go to our...

Jul 12th

Dear Sean

Jul 12th

delgrosso: I see your Cowboy handheld game, and raise you...

Jul 12th

poeks: vache: eltron I’ll send an S.O.S. to the world...

Jul 12th

Have you ever been scrolling through your Tumblr dashboard...

Jul 12th

mikemorrow: Hot Dog Hide-Away Build-It-Yourself Meat...

Jul 12th

thememegeneration: Ok, when I posted this earlier via my...

Jul 11th

I call this one “Bring me my white pants.” ...

Jul 11th

Pharmacists can't refuse Plan B pill,...

silversmith: “Pharmacists are obliged to dispense the Plan B pill, even if they are personally...

Jul 11th

weselec: apethink: weselec: inthefade: delgrosso: ...

Jul 11th

Listen

The audio is kind of muffled (Thanks AT&T!) so the question I ask at the beginning is this:...

Jul 11th

atsween: Traditional Canadian garb. Oh look, it’s a...

Jul 11th

@stephaniecarl

Jul 11th

I'm starting to think of Tumblr as the...

Sure there were like 30,000+ “#1stdraftmovielines” entries yesterday, but nothing made...

Jul 11th

emzbulletproof: Obviously, funsizebytes and I are brothas...

Jul 11th

How often do you use the word "tawdry"?...

emzbulletproof: funsizebytes: emzbulletproof: funsizebytes: All I’m saying is that Tawdry...

Jul 11th

How often do you use the word "tawdry"?...

emzbulletproof: funsizebytes: All I’m saying is that Tawdry Broad would be an awesome Twitter...

Jul 11th

How often do you use the word "tawdry"?...

All I’m saying is that Tawdry Broad would be an awesome Twitter bio.

Jul 11th

Two Meaningless Numerical Milestones In...

I broke “Tumblarity 1,000” without even showing my tits! Except for that one night...

Jul 11th

Yeah, but have them been experimenting with Hobo...

Jul 11th

So I guess you get 3 per day?

Jul 11th

Listen

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Jul 11th

gordonshumway: Can’t sleep…Julia Roberts will eat me ...

Jul 11th