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Oct 1st

Farukcake. Get it?! It’s like fruitcake but different.

Oct 1st

yhf: coyotesqrl: chicklittumbls: Dear Jon Gosselin, ...

Oct 1st

What the Faruk? Welcome to the edge of the world, birthday...

Oct 1st

How many other people saw this picture and thought it was...

Oct 1st

You may remember that I posted about this sign back in...

Oct 1st

Watch

weselec: Courtesy Twitter’s @pbones, I give you this little tidbit of baseball awesomeness. You...

Oct 1st

Fox airs 'Dance' contestant clothing...

Fox airs ‘Dance’ contestant clothing crease (or vagina) Reports of a “So You...

Oct 1st

beeborg: TJ is the luckiest dude on earth!! How did I...

Oct 1st

beeborg: lindstifa: I’m running away with Mike to make...

Oct 1st

emzbulletproof: Elite tweet-up. So sorry. I can only...

Oct 1st

Tumblarity is meaningless…

But mine is 666 and hers is 333.

Oct 1st

zolora: GPOYW, “Hey, remember when I was at Mary’s? That...

Sep 30th

puzzld: I can’t stop taking pictures… Killing .. Me.. With...

Sep 30th

So. This just happened. I also got a DM from @jdickerson...

Sep 30th

“For even more Fox lies, check out the latest...”
— The White House - Blog Post -...

Sep 30th

FedEx flies terminally ill girl home

Sep 30th

glueslabs: I support your boobs, ladies. In a big way. At...

Sep 30th

On Scotch

frostinglickr: Natalie and I are convinced that the one thing holding us back from TRUE...

Sep 30th

I fully approve of this (@lindstifa, for those of you who...

Sep 29th

awryone: funsizebytes: Between the eyes, hair, and hint...

Sep 29th

Between the eyes, hair, and hint of cleavage, she’d...

Sep 29th

Myriam likes it when we do it in the bad place.

Sep 29th

the thing about making posts...

inthefade: TJ has forced me to use a word I hate and now I must smite him. *smite* I’m...

Sep 29th

One link I wish I didn't follow and five...

inthefade: In a healthy relationship, one does not wonder what they’re missing, they don’t want to...

Sep 29th

rrrrred: (via The Official White House Photostream) ...

Sep 29th

"How I Met My Wife" by Jack Winter

{Tom sent me this link via IM. As someone who cares about words, it is almost painful to read, and...

Sep 29th

mikemorrow: Wow, just wow. I think I may have just caught...

Sep 29th

"How you doin'?"

rinaedin: I suck. smartasshat reblog in 3…2…1

Sep 29th

My desktop setup since August. I haven’t wanted to...

Sep 29th

gorillasushi: I almost forgot about this happening. It...

Sep 29th

GPOYWearing 3D Glasses You Just Found in the Pocket of the...

Sep 28th

cleversimon: I’ve got a bad feeling about Brizzly, you...

Sep 28th

Watch

“What the fuck is Brizzly?” you might be asking after seeing it on Twitter. In a word:...

Sep 28th

And here I thought I was too middle tier to bother stealing...

Sep 28th

Ban Websites That Waste Your Life and...

poeks: In Finder, from the Go menu, choose “Go to folder.” In the “Go to the folder” dialog,...

Sep 28th

Really, iPhone autocorrect? Really? Amorites?! Lots of...

Sep 27th

Placement is everything.

Sep 27th

I don’t know what they consider “high...

Sep 27th

puzzld: Athena Bella Pappalardo: Here is a quick pic until...

Sep 27th

SHE'S SO

inthefade: (via weselec) frumpy, yea. Which is what I thought Peter Gabriel was saying the...

Sep 27th

emzbulletproof: Yesterday I received a postcard from one...

Sep 26th

Timing is everything

Sep 26th

REPEAL DOMA

suburbanreport: Bill Clinton supports the repeal of the abhorrently-titled DOMA at this point,...

Sep 26th

French parliament takes steps to mandate...

Sep 26th

steelopus: mactips: I’m always amazed when I see people...

Sep 26th

Adventures in Completely Missing the Point

Sep 26th

Watch

Rodney Carrington is the smartest man I have ever known. This (admittedly low quality) video is of...

Sep 26th

smartasshat: justfantastic: doublejack: tams77: ...

Sep 26th

cocktailstraw: Why that’s a very gracious toilet handle,...

Sep 26th

To top it off

frageelaytwit: My husband is off having fun drinking free beer in the city and I’m stuck at home....

Sep 26th

In Praise of Tumblr Support

I have given Tumblr, Inc. more than a little grief; most of it deservedly so (don’t get me...

Sep 25th

wifeoftj: The new man in my life. Something something...

Sep 25th

Time to flesh out the literalists in my followers list…

Sep 25th

His name is Professional Pig. No, really. He’s...

Sep 25th

wifeoftj: Freaking awesome Friday Lunch Date with Jen and...

Sep 25th

TJ, I love you...

ladawn: but the day I can SIT ON my boobs is the day you’ll find me either six feet under or...

Sep 25th

Was there a problem with the request? (I bet she...

Sep 25th

Keep fucking that chicken. It’s pretty much asking...

Sep 25th

Experiment.

ladawn: Following my dismal drop in popularity on Twitter, as evidenced by plummeting star counts...

Sep 25th

Read a book, Watch a movie (To Kill a...

losermovieclub: The Losers’ Book Club is meeting on the first Saturday of each month, starting on...

Sep 25th

ˈtwitter, n.2 2.2 Whaling. The refuse of the case of...

Sep 25th

Reblog with the most awkward song that...

“Tears in Heaven” by Eric Clapton. (I assume you know the story behind the song, he...

Sep 25th

finding happiness in the bottom of a...

inthefade: I wrote this for an article that never happened.  I actually had it open in Word...

Sep 24th

Um. Without consulting me first? emzbulletproof: So I did...

Sep 24th

I'll change my mind? I'm beginning to...

shoesonwrong wrote: I have all this baby pressure shit coming in at me from all sides....

Sep 24th

SHE WAS PREGNANT AND THEN SHE GOT...

lindstifa: Two babies. Two due dates. What. The. Fuck. She should have tried more superfellation...

Sep 24th

These are now empty. </tear>

Sep 24th

Tumblarity

stacey727: urkillingme: I don’t mind watching my tumbularity plummet, but how come if I post...

Sep 24th

“Unabridged.” It’s six fucking...

Sep 24th

West Wing Wednesday

entropyas: Toby Ziegler: In a triumph of the middling, a nod to mediocrity, and with gorge...

Sep 24th

What happened to Mallory's face?

And is she pressing charges?

Sep 24th

glueslabs: This is what a pretty girl on a bicycle looks...

Sep 23rd

We're a consortium of freelance...

tinyclicks: Last night, in response to the question, “What exactly is this Dinobrain thing we keep...

Sep 23rd

"Protestosterone" is my new favorite...

Lunchtime in downtown Pittsburgh. Armed and armored men every 50 feet. Protestosterone levels...

Sep 23rd

Columbus Tweetup: "Farukapaloosa"?

Dear People In/Under/Around Columbus, Ohio: Faruk will be in our area around October...

Sep 23rd

“Dinoincest”

Sep 23rd

So It Begins…

The Boy asked me for help with his homework, which included spelling and phonics. Me: “Ok,...

Sep 23rd

I’m going to combine these two and write an article: ...

Sep 23rd

This may be my favorite Tumblr neighborhood yet.

Sep 23rd

Theory + Evidence?

Sep 23rd

“…[APPNAME] fall down and go boom” will always...

Sep 23rd

Reminder

Ignore those whose behavior makes it clear that what they desperately want is attention, even if...

Sep 23rd

Pretend I died from a Dippin' Dots...

steelopus: Go. “I know we were all shocked to hear of the tragic death of Steel...

Sep 22nd

QuickTime X can't float like a butterfly...

QuickTime X which I have written about before still doesn’t have an option like VLC’s...

Sep 22nd

I don’t think I can buy a car from you if that’s...

Sep 22nd

This is the sort of “nested reblog” failure I...

Sep 22nd

It’s so cute how you think that the attention that...

Sep 22nd

You'll always be zeroes to me.

Sep 22nd

YOU CAN STOP NOW.

inthefade: monkeyfrog: I’ve been thinking about the Pikachu washable maxi-pad Michele posted...

Sep 22nd

I tell people we live in a small town and I’m not sure...

Sep 21st

Dr Greg House has a dog

I can’t remember its name. I think it’s Lupus.

Sep 21st

zolora: I’m back home, which is the suck. But hey, how...

Sep 21st

steelopus: And then… this happened. This may be one of my...

Sep 21st

steelopus: So… this happened. This is pink eye waiting to...

Sep 21st

Thanks for making me spit scotch all over my monitor, jerk.

Sep 21st

It was their love of song that brought them together…

Sep 21st

indefensible: If she’s down, or grumpy or whatever I think it’s my job to make her laugh. No matter...

Sep 20th

reimer asked: Do you guys religiously floss your...

Sep 20th

I think this is Lindsay’s way of saying LOOK AT...

Sep 20th

For Michele

I saw a couple in the CVS parking lot. Tall guy standing next to pickup truck. Girl...

Sep 20th

Someone didn’t make the end of the movie…

Sep 20th

Weakest. Ballgag. Ever. That’s a choking hazard...

Sep 20th

ALAN!

Sep 20th

"Oh, what's this in iPhoto Library?"

All of our pictures from NYC and Boston. I just “miss my friends” rolled myself. ...

Sep 19th

Sween Does Not Approve of Typos Even For Humorous Intent.

Sep 19th

“The president likes smart people who disagree with him. He...”
—  the Democratic Chief of Staff...

Sep 19th

Everyone please shut up now.

(fulfilling a request from someone I suspect is tired after a long day.)

Sep 19th

Things in our fridge right now: Lower Shelf: ½ gallon...

Sep 19th

Thanksgiving Story for Tony_D

That reminds me of a story… We were in grad school, a bunch of us young married types. It was...

Sep 19th

The score is 57-0. We are not the 57. 7 minutes left. I...

Sep 19th

You keep using that phase. I do not think it means what you...

Sep 18th

I started up Twitterrific last night and it had already...

Sep 18th

suburbanreport: DID YOU EVER NOTICE that people wait in...

Sep 18th

TJ thinks you should read this.

Sep 18th

shoesonwrong: malackey: Now, all I need is the groom… ...

Sep 18th

Missing your profile picture?

tbridge: funsizebytes: twitterstatus: We’re working on a bug whereby the default avatar is...

Sep 18th

NONONONONONONO YES WHAT?No!...

thedailywhat: Laverne & Shirley, Charmed, MacGuyver, TJ Hooker, and Fantasy Island porn...

Sep 18th

Redesigning Homeland Security's Advisory...

Sep 18th

cocktailstraw: [words words words ;-] I’m headed to a...

Sep 18th

Tumblarity Explained! Or at least...

Quoting jollilama: Haha! TJs post is funny to me because just the other day I sent TJ - the...

Sep 18th

Even in the midst of Major Twitter Suckage, this type of...

Sep 18th

emzbulletproof: Is this a new technique used in all...

Sep 18th

I thought the wine my Catholic church used for communion...

Sep 18th

Missing your profile picture?

twitterstatus: We’re working on a bug whereby the default avatar is showing up for users who have...

Sep 18th

poeks: soupsoup: Universal Health Care Map My favorite...

Sep 18th

It’s hard to decide which of these two to like more....

Sep 18th

My favorite part of this is that I’m really not sure...

Sep 18th

Watch

Suryia the Orangutan and Roscoe the Dog- Friends at First Sight (via bouju1) This may be the...

Sep 18th

There’s a lot of good stuff on the “Why...

Sep 18th

My tumblarity is 87

(via dascola) Mine is currently 1,000 (it will probably either be be 238 or 1507 when this clears...

Sep 17th

staff: Now testing support for multiple Twitter accounts...

Sep 17th

Using VLC on a mac for anything other...

swamibooba: It works but jesus someone’s going to get hurt. Plus, my ego gets a boost from using...

Sep 17th

Give Me Free Drugs or Give Me Death

reimer: Since I’m a freelancer, I have to pay for my own insurance. It’s not cheap, but I’d...

Sep 17th

My second choice was…

Bee “Just because I’m from Brazil doesn’t mean I don’t have hair on my girly...

Sep 17th

So, when I started listening to Dinobrain I went and started...

Sep 17th

African American Bar Raid in Atlanta...

(see important note after you read the block quote) poeks: “Last week, the Atlanta Eagle was...

Sep 17th

cleversimon: bleedinklings: I’ve voiced my opinion, and you yours. We’re both entitled to...

Sep 17th

emmyinabox: suicideblonde: bohemea: Emily Deschanel...

Sep 17th

ASCAP and BMI: 30 second previews? We...

Music royalty groups ASCAP and BMI are pressing online music stores like Apple’s iTunes to...

Sep 17th

States with more religious conservatives also...

Sep 17th

Free tip: DVD screenshots in OS X

swamibooba: If you’re having trouble getting screen grabs from DVD.app in OS X, it’s because...

Sep 17th

steelopus: rachelskirts: How to Care for Introverts ...

Sep 17th

Listen

sniffyjenkins: Anyone? This just reminded me that I need to download Audio Hijack Pro so I can...

Sep 17th

I don’t know how many of you know @ jsttmfb (aka...

Sep 17th

Thanks to Site Meter, I have discovered...

rinaedin: atsirhc: peachcherub: I can’t help but wonder if it lives up to the name. I...

Sep 17th

cleversimon: bleedinklings: I may get crucified for this, but I don’t think spanking young...

Sep 17th

TJ

lubranoexposed: this shit cracked me up - have not stopped laughing funsizebytes answered: I...

Sep 17th

Watch

smartasshat: luckyshirt: irregardlessly: i want this cat. so hard. the 2 minute mark is...

Sep 17th

If this still from Jason’s outtake video of his song...

Sep 17th

ZOMG! TOM! TOM! TOM! TOM! TOM! TOM! TOM! TOM! TOM! TOM! TOM!...

Sep 17th

The Wife and I both did double-takes on seeing a picture of...

Sep 17th

Watch

silversmith: “ALL female orgasms are clitoral in origin and nature.” If you are a girl and/or a...

Sep 17th

More writerly blathering, feel free to...

zolora: (snipped) I am my own secretary, is what I’m saying, and it’s a crap job. Have you...

Sep 17th

Dear Birthers: STFU

cleversimon: “To the extent that it alleges any “facts,” the Complaint does not connect those...

Sep 17th

I can’t believe you posted a picture of your daughter...

Sep 16th

Oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw…

TheFount said: So…not sure if it was a typo, an intentional misspelling for the sake of...

Sep 16th

atsween: Yes. I am in a tree. SWEEN! GET DOWN FROM THERE....

Sep 16th

Six days later? Really? ps — @chinurse I don’t...

Sep 16th

Sorry I missed your reblog, Josh…

Melissassy and I were just talking about what a good Fluffer you’d make for our new...

Sep 16th

rrrrred: The Pittsburgh Manicure (via Rrrrred) You know,...

Sep 16th

aedison: I don’t usually write anything but comedy here....

Sep 16th

awryone: funsizebytes: How you doin’? ...

Sep 16th

I heard there was an XKCD book, and so I searched Amazon for...

Sep 16th

How you doin’? atsween: Melissa Santos! It’s...

Sep 16th

Third time’s the charm. Thanks Matt

Sep 16th

So this one sperm says to the other…

These two sperm are swimming along together and one says “I’m tired, have we reached the...

Sep 16th

Speaking of unquestionably class moves… I was over at the...

Sep 16th

Watch

For Michele. Any chick(*) who likes blowjobs and desserts is someone I’m proud to be friends...

Sep 16th

Potty Training: A Metaphor for Life

lidmo: When you have to go, go. If you go in your pants, change. If you go in the toilet, get a...

Sep 16th

kurafire: @luckyshirt Little known fact: through an...

Sep 16th

cleversimon: …wow. It’s not a a bad analogy… …I...

Sep 16th

gordonshumway: Oh my.  How I want NEED this t-shirt. You...

Sep 16th

myrm: TJ is the best. <3 Oh and also: *and. YOU...

Sep 16th

Oof. Vacation pictures... posted!

atsween: You can check them out here. Or just wait for me to pull a TJ. If you don’t...

Sep 16th

Hey There Delilah

myrm: Nice typo, and I’mma let you finish. BUT BEYONCE HAD THE BEST TYPO OF ALL TIME! Ok I’m...

Sep 16th

Y'all are going to be done getting this...

No, really, they’re all hilarious…

Sep 16th

This is exactly what writing under a deadline feels like. ...

Sep 16th

Dear Tumblr,

indefensible: It’s your old pal indefensible. How you doing? Got that Sharks/Cats bullshit out of...

Sep 16th

Well, the day wasn’t a total loss…

Sep 16th

eoporto: Oh, just hanging out in my cool shirt; after...

Sep 16th

steelopus: luckyshirt: Tomorrow I will be on one of...

Sep 16th

Jason’s comments (below) are good, but I just wanted...

Sep 16th

I have an unopened, full copy of Lightroom 2 for Windows or...

Sep 16th

inthefade: On the bright side, I won this week’s office football pool.  Also, went to the dr....

Sep 15th

Watch

Tom Bridge correctly identified where I’d heard of Norman Borlaug: it was an episode of the...

Sep 15th

Here is why I hate us.

indefensible: If I search my dashboard, there is one mention of Norman Borlaug’s death (via Neven...

Sep 15th

PERMENTER! and Anna song request

For some reason it just occurred to me as I was thinking about this that I would really like them to...

Sep 15th

Don’t click Post… Don’t click Post…

Sep 15th

All the ladies love my topical humor… Two Truths and a...

Sep 15th

Tumblr just timed out while I tried to...

…I guess what the social media gods are saying is that I really shouldn’t bust...

Sep 15th

No, you’re right, it makes perfect sense to leave off...

Sep 15th

“Facts don’t matter. What does matter is the stomach roiling...”
— Joe Wilson Gets Loud The...

Sep 15th

Probably works best in California… via @dmoren

Sep 14th

Superfantastic's SuperBlog

Sep 14th

“Another type of virginity test used in some parts of Africa...”
— I KNEW IT! Alright ladies,...

Sep 14th

Watch

“I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve had it in the can.” Don Draper...

Sep 14th

Mixed Emotions

Sep 14th

diggmollcatt: If you live around the tri-state area - ...

Sep 14th

Watch

jasonpermenter: Le Tourbillon de la Vie, as recorded by Anna & myself, in London. For...

Sep 14th

Reblogs as "Hobo @ replies"

A) I see a fair number of people who have been posting things on their Tumblr and saying “This...

Sep 14th

Someone got ahold of a little too much of Ben...

Sep 14th

“As was the case with the bulk of the protesters, there was...”
—  Matthew Yglesias ...

Sep 14th

luckyshirt: Wild-eyed Sailor Wednesday. I think the Loser...

Sep 14th

Loser Movie Club voting for next week is now...

Sep 14th

luckyshirt: poeks: Chickenosaurus: Canadian scientist...

Sep 14th

It has been 20 years, 8 months, and 28...

I never really got into Wolfram Alpha because I didn’t have any real need or see any real...

Sep 14th

This is why we can't have nice films

delgrosso: Charles Darwin film ‘too controversial for religious America’: “Creation, starring...

Sep 14th

I SWEAR HE'S RILLY SMART IRL

jaydensmommie: My brother Mike: Hey Jayden, who’s that guy? Jayden: THE GREEN LANTERN Mike:...

Sep 13th

Oh Twitter… Really, none of us have wanted to say anything,...

Sep 13th

The Boy, enjoying a day at King’s Island in Cincinnati...

Sep 13th

Man Men 'minders

1) Tonight at 10 p.m. EASTERN TIME (HELLO YOU PEOPLE IN CENTRAL TIME ZONE WHOSE NAMES I WON’T...

Sep 13th

For the Love of All that is Holy…

Sign on the church next to Wal-Mart (aka the biggest traffic center in town): THERE ARE MORE...

Sep 13th

totes

inthefade: The use of this “word” drives me fucking insane. This is worse than my hatred of the...

Sep 13th

inthefade: biorhythmist: Unreal. (via) holy....

Sep 13th

kellydeal: daveholmes: PS: This kinda puts that Dixie...

Sep 13th

The Merlin Mann There is nothing not awesome about this...

Sep 13th

Never forget. Oh, wait, it just changed. Forget it.

Sep 13th

I meant "Has anyone else been falsely...

Cripes, I can’t even ask a question right this week :-) And Jessabelle: Don’t make me...

Sep 13th

This was the first Twitter post that gained me an out of...

Sep 13th

Wouldn't you love to wish my wonderful...

mikemorrow: We’ll be drinking in the backyard with friends for the remains of the day, but it...

Sep 13th

Looks like poeks may have just earned another toaster… I...

Sep 12th

remiel: funsizebytes: Looks like someone’s new nickname...

Sep 12th

“Ownership—Twitter is allowed to “use, copy, reproduce,...”
— — Biz Stone, Twitter’s Terms...

Sep 12th

STEVEN P. JOBS! GET DOWN FROM THERE. YOU MAY NOT DRINK...

Sep 12th

frageelaytwit: Prrrrrrrrrrobably shouldn’t have taught...

Sep 12th

Looks like someone’s new nickname is “Hooker...

Sep 12th

jaydensmommie: A rare parasite which burrows into host...

Sep 12th

thedailywhat: Best Publicity Stunt Ever of the Day: Five...

Sep 12th

We love you, Tony… we just don’t want to see you hurt...

Sep 12th

In case there was any doubt why I ♥ her… A DM from The...

Sep 12th

Dopamine is key

daniellei: funsizebytes: frostinglickr: daniellei: funsizebytes: frostinglickr: Is there...

Sep 12th

I still love Christmas.

frostinglickr: daniellei: funsizebytes: frostinglickr: Is there anything better than sexual...

Sep 12th

frostinglickr: Is there anything better than sexual tension? I think for not! Yes, it’s...

Sep 12th

Youth Minister post, updated

Sep 12th

“Hypothesis: to the US Right, the idea that someone gets...”
— Brian Marick (@marick), in...

Sep 12th

If you made a list of the best thing about Weeds and Kevin...

Sep 11th

frostinglickr: This is my vacation. Your argument is...

Sep 11th

jasonpermenter: I have touched the hair of...

Sep 11th

Train journey

sniffyjenkins: I will be sitting on this train for the next two hours. One of the things that...

Sep 11th

Watch

1982 Commercials: Jell-o, Peter Pan, Bud Light, Atari, Honeycomb (via rrunner81sg) The first ~30...

Sep 11th

Nipple piercing, why?

Sep 11th

One Foot Tsunami: Carrier Pigeon vs. South...

Sep 11th

@joesmithreally returns (see...

Sep 11th

"I only mention this because you seem to...

I ♥ the internet, where this sentence can just flow as naturally as “Would you pass the...

Sep 11th

My non-offense is a pretense

I was clearly too subtle there… Yes, I know that this is not going to be good for him long-term. ...

Sep 11th

Youth minister accused of having sex...

A youth minister at a Stafford County church was indicted yesterday on charges that she had...

Sep 11th

Runpee.com!

Sep 11th

Tumblr Scheduling Bug

Sep 11th

ninjacentric: mr-7: Any advice on what the symbols mean...

Sep 11th

gpoymn: Current Status: Saving my sanity one wintogreen...

Sep 10th

Command to do something, anything.

sloganeerist: brilliantorange: delgrosso: smartasshat: thememegeneration: ...

Sep 10th

sniffyjenkins: The Butterfly Nebula from the upgraded...

Sep 10th

Certificate in Proficiency in...

What are the “Restorative Arts”? Is it removing the effects of age on priceless works...

Sep 10th

Just because you're sleeping together...

The mofo BBC reports: Bed sharing ‘bad for your health’ Couples should consider...

Sep 10th

Shut Your Whore Mouth…

Don’t make me take you over my knee! (As if you wouldn’t like that.)

Sep 10th

What Podcasts Do You Listen To?

Comedy podcasts I am aware of (in order that I became aware of them, oldest to newest): You Look...

Sep 10th

Don’t you love this? “Delivery exception:...

Sep 10th

Sean hates art

Sep 10th

Sep 10th

Every year at the family reunion, we try to play Twister … ...

Sep 10th

glueslabs: thebarmaiden: theduty: cajunboy: Here’s...

Sep 10th

It ought to be illegal for one man to have to many smart and...

Sep 10th

My Town, think of the James Taylor song from...

Sep 10th

diggmollcatt: My poetry books. They are coming with me to...

Sep 9th

“Michael Duvall is a conservative Republican state...”
— GOP Lawmaker’s Graphic...

Sep 9th

Re: lindstifa Q: Is there any reason not to love this...

Sep 9th

Why are you not listening to The Monkey...

Josh: “Did you find that boys would stop making out with you once they realized that you...

Sep 9th

West Wing on DVD: Amazon Gold Box (Today-only deal) ...

Sep 9th

This is why I hate FedEx

My package arrived at the sort facility (located one hour away from me) yesterday at 5:00 a.m. It...

Sep 9th

Blazing Saddles: Sept 12, 2009 @ 10:00 p.m....

Sep 9th

In response to my Curious Case of Bi- post, which was, sir,...

Sep 9th

How fitting that her Twitter Wit entry would be an example...

Sep 9th

Oh yeah? Well maybe YOU have a “NOT STARRING MAYA...

Sep 8th

yourmonkeycalled: Kitty Figures It Out Sal Romano’s wife...

Sep 8th

BEETHOVEN FÜR ELISE.

baileygenine: [I deleted my audio post because in my sleep deprivation and song desperation, I...

Sep 8th

nonlinearmind: Something tells me Tila Tequila didn’t...

Sep 8th

The Curious Case of Bi-

How in the world can it be possible that the dictionary not tell me conclusively if...

Sep 8th

Please note: I’m going to sign off Twitter/Tumblr for...

Sep 8th

I have 16 drafts in Tumblr and 32 in Gmail. (Not to...

Sep 8th

jessabelle2o7: So, I’ve been doing some research.  I wanted...

Sep 8th

SNL and the GOP

If you’re old enough to remember better days of SNL when pretty mug MUCH the entire first...

Sep 8th

"I think I might have a girlfriend now."...

girlfriend? Shit, I owe someone $10. Oh, I’m kidding. But, come on, we all saw how you...

Sep 8th

Tales of Being TJ

Sep 8th

“I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately...”
— (via umyeah) (via redcloud) ...

Sep 8th

Actress Natalie Portman was viciously attacked by an...

Sep 7th

I thought it was Lebon Day.

nicky36: mikemorrow: I’m rio sorry. I am now pregnant with your baby. I hope you’re happy. ...

Sep 7th

I promise I did not say anything like this…

Sep 7th

dwineman: By way of illustration, since no one seemed to...

Sep 7th

So I was going through my tumblr when The Wife and I decided...

Sep 7th

Reminder: Mad Men live chat

Sep 6th

I give up. I’m changing my Twitter name to...

Sep 6th

Well that’s one way to verify a Twitter account is...

Sep 6th

I promise I'm not calling anyone out.

kellydeal: My 2 cents goes something like: when did it become totally OK to take stealth-y pictures...

Sep 6th

nicky36: No comment FOR THE RECORD… I spent 30 minutes...

Sep 6th

Which movies would you want to watch...

losermovieclub: We have watched: Princess Bride Big Lebowski Pulp Fiction Fast Times at...

Sep 6th

Princess Bride, 9:00 p.m. tonight

Sep 5th

A Message to the Driver of that Minivan…

Friday afternoon The Wife and I went to pickup The Boy from school. We were running a little late....

Sep 5th

luckyshirt: This is my first peanut butter and banana...

Sep 5th

Well this night just took an interesting turn…

Sep 5th