March 2010
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angelablack asked: Hahahhahhahaha. How did I know you were going to react that way? Tee hee. Pbthtththththtt.
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advancedslacking asked: I enabled replies.
BUT I STILL DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE HAIR.
BUT I STILL DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE HAIR.
eoporto asked: I dropboxed. Did I make it?
inmi asked: I still haven't eaten it. I bet if anyone asks at chsh, this chocolate will STILL be in my purse.
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Watch“Throwing the ice cubes in the trash made this definitively TJ.” — Nicky36
See? This is why Nicky is better than the rest of you. She gets it.
Where “it” is “my art”. Obviously. Or is it “me”? She gets me. AHA! Trick question. Of course I am my art and my art is me. Also, I am a rock, I am an iiiiiiiiiisland.
And a rock feels no pain.
And I...
While nervously figuring out what to wear to...
shoesonwrong:
girlvanized:
shoesonwrong:
Me: This shirt makes me look booby. I can’t decide how I feel about that.
Ryan: Motorboatable!
Me: Why do you say all the wrong things?
Ryan: No one will motorboat your boobs at CHSH. Well, possibly Anna, just to make you uncomfortable.
Me: Refer to my previous statement.
[Adds to list of Things To Do At CHSH: “Motorboat Annie’s titties.”]
...
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Dropbox Questions, Dropbox Answers
There are 5 more Dropbox slots available folks. CORRECTION! There are now only FOUR spots available.
Some folks have posted some comments & questions about Dropbox. I’m here to answer:
mathcat345 said: You may be sorry I joined up! I’ve downloaded it successfully (I think), but am too tired to play with it tonight. I signed up through the first link; does that one count as a TJ Help...
Watchblakewhitman:
Do you ever shoot video with your point and shoot or iPhone and never do anything with it? Of course. Who has time, or the know-how, to edit a crazy involved video? It’s tedious and hard.
Not true! At Vimeo, we have a super simple project call ‘5 Vignettes’. It’s easy and a great solution for your lack-of-editing prowess. Take five, five second clips and string them together to...
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Are you using Dropbox? If not, read this
I have been an advocate of Dropbox for a long time now.
If any of you still aren’t using it, today is the day to change that.
If you sign up using this link, you will be able to help me (I’ll get some extra space) and I’ll be able to help you (you’ll get extra space too).
No strings.
Download the software
Install the software
Why use Dropbox?
Because you have...
Remembering the bad old days…
I was just looking though some old code and saw that this is what I used to have to do to put video on my WordPress site (after transcoding it to Flash):
<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0" width="320" height="240"> <param name="movie"...
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Steve Wozniak, living the (bachelor)(geek) life…
Newsweek interviewed Steve Wozniak about the iPad. Here’s an excerpt:
Steve: I ordered two for myself. One with the Wi-Fi and one with the 3G. And I’ll go to the store on Friday night and wait in line, just for fun.
By the way, I solved the problem of battery life and [the lack of] multitasking on the iPhone.
Newsweek: Really?
Steve: Yeah. I just have two iPhones,...
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"Your Amazon.co.uk order has dispatched"
Best thing I’ve heard all day.
Advice for Strays is on its way!
(Related: “dispatched” Amazon.co.uk? “Dispatched”? You’re so cute.)
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brettkelly asked: What will be your birthday drink this year?
dannisaur asked: I see everyone else is abusing your askhole so I figured it could tolerate some more. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
openareas asked: What? My birthday post wasn't good enough for you? WHATEVS, DUDE.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
aimee-b-loved asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Will I be seeing you and your lovely wife in Chicago next month?
Also, I posted this earlier. I don't know if you saw it. http://aimee-b-loved.tumblr.com/post/479320696/happy-birthday-tj-you-sir-are-one-bad
Will I be seeing you and your lovely wife in Chicago next month?
Also, I posted this earlier. I don't know if you saw it. http://aimee-b-loved.tumblr.com/post/479320696/happy-birthday-tj-you-sir-are-one-bad
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christopherattle-deactivated201 asked: Happy birthday, TJ?
shaneblog-deactivated20111229 asked: Happy birthday TJ, hope it's a good one? (See, the question mark makes it a question, thus, no abuse.)
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guillee asked: Happy birthday, TJ! I hope you have a great one, my friend.
janetisserlis asked: happy birthday, tj. thanks for being there. hope it's a great great day
Did I miss your "Birthday Card"?
Hey folks, if you posted me a birthday message and I didn’t heart it, let me know in my submission hole.
Err, wait, that came out wrong…
I mean, oh I give up…
missambiguous asked: Happy Birthday, Tj!
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warning: contains religion
inthefade:
A Kentucky pastor said it was “easier” that a Mennonite couple that was engaged to be married died together in a car crash Friday instead of one having to live without the other.
“I’m just thankful that not one of them was left behind. It would be so much easier for them this way, both being able to go, be together in heaven,” Leroy Kauffman,...
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gordonshumway:
“Have fun! Don’t kill yourself!” — My sister’s fiance’s words of advice before we head out for her bachelorette party tonight. I apologize to anyone I may throw up on later.
It’s all fun & games until you end up in a cab and some weird guy from the Internet puts his head in your lap.
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Dreamhost "Tech Support"
Dreamhost, who I use for webhosting (when I’m not using Tumblr) because they’re cheap, has a web panel that you use for accessing information in your account.
When you access this panel from your computer, if you are accessing it from a new IP address, it asks for you to authorize it: meaning that you have to put in your email address, it sends you an email, and then it sends you a...
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Inflammatory? Yes. But at least there's evidence.
[warning: politics ahead]
“Racist teabagging klansman” is the 2010 version of “unpatriotic terrorist lover.” Both are inflamatory & neither encourages discourse. — Twitter / Dave Simon (@ds)
Is it inflammatory?
Are all of them racists? Maybe not, but the movement as a whole has been chanting the n-word at rallies.
Those who were accused of being...
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There IS an audiobook of "Bite Me" →
I looked last night and it wasn’t there, but it is today. If that link doesn’t work (because Audible.com’s website is made of fail and anal warts so you can’t link to it very well)
use this Google search instead.
8 hours, 4 minutes. Unabridged, naturally.
If I was on MacBreak Weekly, this would be my pick of the week.
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Words With Friends - Etiquette and Protocol Guide,... →
Updated to add:
What to do if WordWithFriends won’t work
Who should start a rematch, the winner or the loser?
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