June 2010
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May 2010
carmenlsigman asked: Are those cat on the fence in the night light switch covers?!?! I have the same ones!
uh....if not...totally disregard this. :)
uh....if not...totally disregard this. :)
Watchdamselesque:
tj:
“The Road to Damselesque”
Happy Birthday, Beth, from your sexy American husband…
(previously)
PS - that’s the female dog’s tail
Ummm… where’s my cat?
In a box.
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Watch“The Road to Damselesque”
Happy Birthday, Beth, from your sexy American husband…
(previously)
PS - that’s the female dog’s tail
He's very particular
kaffeineme replied to your photo: “I’m on a giant pair of binoculars!”:
Untuck that boy’s shirt, he’s on vacation!
Yeah, he’s very …. “particular” about things.
My dad used to call him “Felix” (Odd Couple) or “Mr Monk”.
He’ll wear long pants until it’s 90°F out.
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First they came for the pigeons…
guillee:
Pigeon held on suspicion of spying
Indian police are holding a pigeon under armed guard after it was caught on an alleged spying mission for arch rival and neighbour Pakistan.
The white-coloured bird was found by a local resident in India’s Punjab state, which borders Pakistan, and taken to a police station 40km from the capital Amritsar.
The pigeon had a ring around its foot and...
No Joke
guillee said: I miss you both so much.
<serious>Our spare bedroom is yours whenever you want it.</serious>
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“Oh sweet jesus I need that inside me…”
– erinmargrethe.
Because sometimes replies need to be seen.
Look for my new Tumblr: StuffRoss’GirlfriendSays
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WatchSo before I took this picture I held up my iPhone and said “OK smile” and she said “What are you doing?”
To which I replied, “?!?!? Oh, I’m knitting. WTF does it look like I’m doing? I’m taking a picture of your new haircut.”
Then she started to laugh, so I took a video instead. Without telling her.
Warning: contains some salty talk and...
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Little league brings out the worst in people
You’ve heard the stories about dads screaming at refs.
It’s so much more than that.
In our (church run!) league you’re supposed to have 10 players to play. Every inning, everyone gets to bat once. 10 batters per team per inning.
Tonight’s game, on the hottest day of the year, the opposing team only has 5.
We decide to play anyway for the kids who are here.
The...
Loving my son and wishing his baseball game was...
It’s 90 damn degrees here at Swamp Ass Lake.
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“Lifetime: “Where All Men Are Bad”
– Dad’s unofficial slogan for the Lifetime television network.
filed under: Things my Dad said that still crack me up years later when they randomly pop into my head
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Yeah, whatever. These were Free Donuts.
in-reply-to, angelablack said:
I was saving an entire family of kittens from drowning.
Thank gawd, because you know I hear we’re running low on kittens.
Reality Check
There are two clocks in the auditorium.
One says it is 8:27.
One says it is 7:15.
It is, in fact, 9:28.
Watchsamhey:
“Seattle Fresh Fishstick”
Jim and I were delighted to contribute to TJ’s “Fish Schtick,” celebrating You Look Nice Today’s Fishstick dance sweeping the nation (more details here).
The embedded video above is the one where Jim and I demonstrate our full interpretation of the classic on a lovely Seattle spring day, parts of which made it into TJ’s fantastic final project. We (including...
More Fish Shticks?
ckwinny wrote:
@tj, if you ever need/would accept footage of people fishsticking in front of the Oriental Pearl Tower or perhaps at the Shanghai World Expo, I nominate myself and @gperez.
I highly recommend that anyone who is interested in this just plop a video onto the YouTube! It doesn’t have to be the full 3:16, Adam’s original vide is just over one minute.
WatchiPhone friendly version of The Fish Shtick since Vimeo doesn’t serve H.264 like I thought it would.
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If you haven’t listened to the...
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Commercial overload on the Lost finale (no...
An average hour of prime time television has about 15 minutes of commercials.
So for a two-hour show you should expect about 1 hour and 30 minutes of content
30 minute sitcoms are often said to have 22 minutes of content.
A 2 hour and 30 minute show should had about 1 hour and 52 minutes of content and about 38 minutes of commercials.
I’ll be interested to see how long the...
Someone should be shot. No, killed, then shot....
Mythbusters “Superhero Hour” episode is described by DirecTV as:
“The Marvel Comics maestros are put under the microscope.”
First myth tested? Batman’s grappling hook. Described as an alternative to be used if the superhero in question “can’t leap tall buildings in a single-bound like Superman.”
Ugh.
I’m so glad I don’t have to...
Are there any epic television shows left?
“Epic” — a “long story” where there was an over-arching theme for the entire series.
Law & Order has been on for ages, but it’s not epic.
The Simpsons has been on for ages, but it’s not epic.
On the other hand…
The Sopranos (1999-2007) was epic, although we didn’t get to see the beginning or the end, there was a definite feel of an arch from...
Note to self
Don’t turn off the computer that runs a script every 15 minutes to power your stupid Internet clock, dumbass
Note to everyone else: sorry. It’s fixed. Until I go to the office tomorrow and turn on the computer and it starts double posting every 15 minutes until I remember to turn off the backup.
