June 2011
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Sleep Tight
rartastic replied to your post: Bonus Favorite Part I’m packing my earplugs!
rartastic replied to your post: Bonus Favorite Part and probably some tylenol PM to knock me out!
So… what you’re saying is that you’ll be soundly asleep and unable to hear anything?
Ok, in that...
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Bonus Favorite Part
The Wife: Rachel wants to know if she can use our other bed in Boston. Did you tell people about that?
Me: Um… no, but you did months ago… 1
The Wife: I did?
Me: Yes… You don’t remember doing that?
The Wife: Yep. I think learning about how a dog’s penis bends 90 degrees ate that information out of my brain. I just wanted to make sure it was OK with you if she did.
Me: Why...
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2011-05-31
My favorite part today was The Wife telling me how she had been looking at YouTube videos of animals having sex.
You know… “”for educational purposes.”” (No, really.)
Apparently there’s some kind of dog out there whose penis can bend 90º.
And there’s another kind whose penis has spiky things that come out once it is “inside.”
So… you know…...
comictragedy asked: how much for the iPad?
KKK Counter-protests the Westboro Baptists →
chaztoo:
The KKK saying, “Hey, maybe take the hatefulness down a click or two,” is like the KKK saying, “Hey, maybe take the hatefulness down a click or two.”
“This is like using AIDS to fight cancer.” I think this comment from the linked page says it best.
May 2011
Favorite part
guillee:
As always, it’s my daily FaceTime call with Kate before she goes to sleep, of course.
But also, I got a brand-new 10 Mb Internet connection today, courtesy of Inter. It’s expensive, metered, and limited as hell (only 25 GB per month), but at least now I can watch YouTube videos without having to wait 15 minutes to preload them! So that’s nice. Yay for simple pleasures.
I pay...
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so.. how do you guys feel about reincarnation?
atsirhc:
i’m just curious.
I had a professor once who said he didn’t believe in reincarnation because he believed in a loving God.
“How many times do you want to go through the loss of your parents? Your first heartbreak? Junior high? I can’t imagine a loving God making us go through that more than once…”
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“Bloviation is a style of empty, pompous, political speech which originated in...”
– Wikipedia
OHIO REPRESENT!
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Anyone want to buy an iPad 2?
mrsbadcrumble:
Barely used?
I know, I know…I just got it, but I’m not using it enough to justify having it. It’s absolutely perfect, there’s not a scratch on it; it’s just been sitting in my bedroom since I got it back. I could also use the cash.
It’s a 32GB with the wi-fis and 3G and an apple green cover. Cords, box and all that, too.
Askbox me.
Apple still can’t make enough iPad...
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"I had a good day."
Simon: I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can. How do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep?
Mal: You don’t know me, son, so let me explain this to you once. If I ever kill you, you’ll be awake. You’ll be facing me. And you’ll be armed.
Simon: Are you always this sentimental?
Mal: I had a good day.
Simon: You had the Alliance on you, criminals and...
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“The first Memorial Day observances honored the dead of the Union and Confederate...”
– Robert Brault, A Day to Salute Heroes (Reprise)
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Generic Adderall XR Shortage Leaves Many Patients... →
TJ: There’s a nationwide shortage of Adderall? Why am I just hearing about this?
(ahem)
“To those who paid the highest price, we remember and honor you. No matter the...”
– We Love DC
There are no words that can adequately thank the men and women who put on the uniform of our military and stand in harms way. I thank you for your service is the best I can do, and it seems so faint for what they risk.
Thank you, for your service, all you men and women who stand for...
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Replies Roundup 2011-05-29
mrsbadcrumble replied to your photo: Beagle! What are you doing there? You were not… THERE IS A LAMPSHADE ON YOUR BED.
I took the lampshade off when I was fixing the vacuum cleaner for Maximum Light Potential. I didn’t mention that part because it was already WTL;DR (Waaaay Too Long; Didn’t Read). It hadn’t been put...
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my favorite part of the day
inmi:
Jumping on the bandwagon because frankly I’ve been a little bit emo today and seriously, knock THAT stuff off, Sarah.
My favorite part of the day was spending time with my daughter while shopping for sundresses. I hate wearing shorts. I remember someone telling me once that it was an age thing - but for me, it’s just the way I’m shaped - I don’t love shorts on me. I do, however, love...
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“Why is your penis always dirty?”
– The Wife, to Lucky
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Why Empire is great and the prequels suck
LUKE: There’s something not right here.
Yoda sits on a large root, poking his Gimer Stick into the dirt.
LUKE: I feel cold, death.
YODA: That place… is strong with the
dark side of the Force. A domain
of evil it is. In you must go.
LUKE: What’s in there?
YODA: Only what you take with you.
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Me (to The Wife): “Such a great line! There was such good...
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Replies Roundup 2011-05-28
jezebelthegreat replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: inthefade wifeoftj… My face is next to Tracey’s boobs. Today is a good day.
I feel the same way.
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inthefade replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: inthefade wifeoftj… And yet I’m still not a wife.
Talk to Wife #1....
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“Your search “dyson pet vacuum” did not match any products in: Kindle...”
– (oops. Forgot to reset my search parameters. Thanks, Amazon.)
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Could Semen Be An Anti-Depressant? →
factualfiction:
Suddenly my life makes a lot more sense.
If this is true, it must be only after it departs from its original owner.
Otherwise, high school would have been the happiest years of my life.
Not to mention the growing problem of Sperm Retention Headaches among men ages 13-108.
Although if anyone wants to test the theory, I’d be happy to help.
