Vernors ginger ale shares the title of America’s oldest surviving soft drink with Hires Root Beer. It was invented in 1866 by James Vernor, a Detroit pharmacist.

Although Vernors is the oldest surviving ginger ale sold in the United States, there were a number of brands of ginger ale and ginger beer sold in commerce prior to 1866.

According to company legend, prior to the start of the American Civil War, while a clerk at the Higby & Sterns drug store in Detroit, James Vernor experimented with flavors in an attempt to duplicate a popular ginger ale imported from Dublin, Ireland. When Vernor was called off to serve in the war, he stored the syrup base of 19 ingredients, including ginger, vanilla and other natural flavorings, in an oak cask. Vernor joined the 4th Michigan Cavalry on Aug. 14, 1862 as a hospital steward, was promoted to second lieutenant Sept. 20, 1864, and was discharged on July 1, 1865. After returning from battle four years later, he opened the keg and found the drink inside had been changed by the aging process in the wood. It was like nothing else he had ever tasted, and he purportedly declared it “Deliciously different,” which remains the drink’s motto to this day.

In a 1936 interview, however, his son, James Vernor Jr., suggested that the formula was not developed until after the war. This was confirmed in a 1962 interview with former company president, James Vernor Davis.

— Wikipedia

Mixed 4:3 with Maker’s Mark and served over ice, it makes a damn fine beverage.

— Me
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vernors

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Vernors ginger ale shares the title of America’s oldest surviving soft drink with Hires Root Beer. It was invented in 1866 by James Vernor, a Detroit pharmacist.

Although Vernors is the oldest surviving ginger ale sold in the United States, there were a number of brands of ginger ale and ginger beer sold in commerce prior to 1866.

According to company legend, prior to the start of the American Civil War, while a clerk at the Higby & Sterns drug store in Detroit, James Vernor experimented with flavors in an attempt to duplicate a popular ginger ale imported from Dublin, Ireland. When Vernor was called off to serve in the war, he stored the syrup base of 19 ingredients, including ginger, vanilla and other natural flavorings, in an oak cask. Vernor joined the 4th Michigan Cavalry on Aug. 14, 1862 as a hospital steward, was promoted to second lieutenant Sept. 20, 1864, and was discharged on July 1, 1865. After returning from battle four years later, he opened the keg and found the drink inside had been changed by the aging process in the wood. It was like nothing else he had ever tasted, and he purportedly declared it “Deliciously different,” which remains the drink’s motto to this day.

In a 1936 interview, however, his son, James Vernor Jr., suggested that the formula was not developed until after the war. This was confirmed in a 1962 interview with former company president, James Vernor Davis.

Wikipedia

Mixed 4:3 with Maker’s Mark and served over ice, it makes a damn fine beverage.

— Me

Usually I think these are stupid except when I do it. And this is clearly an exception. Whatever. You know what I mean. Don’t talk to me, I had to go to Walmart today, I’m not happy.

Usually I think these are stupid except when I do it. And this is clearly an exception. Whatever. You know what I mean. Don’t talk to me, I had to go to Walmart today, I’m not happy.

Couples who sit on the same side of the table when sitting in a booth

Adorable or weird?

Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case

(note: NOT THEONION. REPEAT. NOT THEONION)

POTTER TOWNSHIP, CENTRE COUNTY - Police have arrested a third person in connection with the murder of Samuel Boob.

Boob was shot and killed at his home in Potter Township, Centre County, on the morning of August 23rd, 2009.

Kermit Butts, 26, of Madisonburg, is accused of driving the suspected killer to and from the crime scene on the morning of the killing.  He was charged with aggravated assault and assisting a murder suspect and placed in the Centre County Prison.

Police believe that Butts drove Ronald Heichel to the Boob home and picked him up later in the day on August 23rd, 2009.  Police believe Heichel shot Sam Boob twice with a shotgun and killed him.  Heichel was charged with 1st degree murder.

The victim’s wife, Mirinda Boob, is accused of working with Heichel to have her husband killed.  Police say they have text messages that were sent between her and Heichel, proving that the two were working together to kill Samuel.  She has been charged with conspiracy to commit murder.
http://wearecentralpa.com/wtaj-news-fulltext/?nxd_id=203465

Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case

(note: NOT THEONION. REPEAT. NOT THEONION)

POTTER TOWNSHIP, CENTRE COUNTY - Police have arrested a third person in connection with the murder of Samuel Boob.

Boob was shot and killed at his home in Potter Township, Centre County, on the morning of August 23rd, 2009.

Kermit Butts, 26, of Madisonburg, is accused of driving the suspected killer to and from the crime scene on the morning of the killing. He was charged with aggravated assault and assisting a murder suspect and placed in the Centre County Prison.

Police believe that Butts drove Ronald Heichel to the Boob home and picked him up later in the day on August 23rd, 2009. Police believe Heichel shot Sam Boob twice with a shotgun and killed him. Heichel was charged with 1st degree murder.

The victim’s wife, Mirinda Boob, is accused of working with Heichel to have her husband killed. Police say they have text messages that were sent between her and Heichel, proving that the two were working together to kill Samuel. She has been charged with conspiracy to commit murder.

tinyclicks:

PLAAAAAAAAY BALL!

Get it? Because it’s a slider
http://twitter.com/rgriff/status/22799348130

tinyclicks:

PLAAAAAAAAY BALL!

Get it? Because it’s a slider

{Asker's icon} rachelarogers asked:
Please tell The Boy that I am very sorry I can't come visit right now. But! I would love to keep playing WWF with him.
And then after you tell him that, pour some water on him!
:D

~ A true story from bedtime tonight ~

(Background: at school, they get color cards for different behavior every day. Green = good behavior, no problems. There’s also yellow, red, and blue, but for the purposes of our discussion, you just need to know Green = Good.)

The Boy: Yesterday at school, if we got a full month (i.e. all of August) with all greens, we got candy.

The Wife: Oh, well that was nice.

The Boy: Yeah, I got a Rachel Rogers, a blue one, and I sucked on it.

Me: …

The Wife: …

Me: …

The Wife: …

Me: …

The Wife: …

Me: …

The Wife: …

Me: …

The Wife: You got a what?

The Boy: A Rachel Rogers…

Me: Did you mean…

The Wife: Did you mean Jolly Ranchers?

The Boy: Yeah, that’s what I said.

Me: No, no it’s not.

The Wife: You said you got a “Rachel Rogers”

The Boy: NO, I SAID RACHEL—, I MEAN JOLLY RANCHER!

Me: That’s totally not what you said.

The Boy: (pulls his blanket over his head)

The Wife: (singing) I think someone has a little crush!

The Boy: (from under the blanket) I DO NOT!

Me: (laughing pretty much uncontrollably)

The Boy: DAD!

The Wife: Oh yeah, I think we have to tell her that.

The Boy: DO NOT TELL HER ANYTHING, MOM.

The Wife: Ok, I won’t.

(The lights were out, but I swear I could still see the red glow of embarrassment shining off his face.)

He’ll be 18 in 10 short years, Rachel.

Married Life, episode #5,371

Her: “You fell asleep with the TV on and I woke up around 4 a.m. and Sesame Street was on and I kept hearing Bert and Ernie and it was totally freaking me out.”

Me: “…”

tuckerdog:

Tucker patiently waits for the houseguest to wake up.

ORLY WHEN DID HE LEARN THAT TRICK, BECAUSE TWO WEEKENDS AGO HIS NICKNAME WAS “SIR STOMPZURBALZANDLIXURFACE”
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tuckerdog:

Tucker patiently waits for the houseguest to wake up.

ORLY WHEN DID HE LEARN THAT TRICK, BECAUSE TWO WEEKENDS AGO HIS NICKNAME WAS “SIR STOMPZURBALZANDLIXURFACE”

Dear Universe,

tinyclicks:

Please find me a place to live in New York so I don’t have to hollow out Bee and Mike and use their hides to fashion myself a tent. 

Signed,
Desperate Dave 

But seriously, NYC people, let me be your roommate, or point me at someone who knows about a cheapish studio, or something. Do it for Bee and Mike’s husks if nothing else.

calculator at gmail dot com

Reblogged for Bee and Mike.

GET ME OUT OF HERE

yowhatsthehaps:

My dad just got home from the doctor. He had his yearly physical. He wanted to tell me all about it. Apparently the doctor had some positive things to say about his prostate gland and that is when I started shouting “WHY??? WHYYYY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS??? WHYYYYYYYYY?????”

His response was, “Well, don’t you want to know how healthy I am?” YES, BUT YOU CAN TELL ME THAT JUST BY SAYING THE DOCTOR THINKS YOU ARE HEALTHY OH MY GOD.

The good news is I’ll probably lose like 4 pounds this week because I’m pretty sure I’ll never be able to eat ever again. BARF.

A friend (who is a nurse) was talking with her Dad’s doctor after he had a heart attack, and the doctor told her “You should tell your dad that while he’s on [name of some kind of medication] he should stop taking Viagra. It could cause problems.”

Just in case thinking about your dad boning your mom isn’t embarrassing enough, learning that he needs medication to get it up should certainly help.

Razing Hell: Rethinking Everything You’ve Been Taught About God’s Wrath and Judgment


  Seventy percent of Americans believe in hell, as do ninety-two percent of those who attend church every week. Clearly, it’s a hot topic. Baker offers readers a safe space to contemplate tough issues as we rethink our traditional views of hell. In her candid and inviting style Baker explores and ultimately refutes many traditional views of hell, presenting instead theologically sound ways of thinking that are more consistent with our image of God as a loving creator who desires to liberate us from sin and evil.


I’m a sucker for a good title, especially one with a good word-play, and “Razing” Hell certainly fits the bill.

I’m especially interested because the author is a professor at Messiah College, which is — how shall we say? — “not known for being liberal.” Or, more precisely, known for being really/very/quite conservative.

The author has written a post on HuffPo called “Why I want to raze hell” (they seem to have renamed it “The problem with hell” which is lame) which seems to serve largely as a preview of the issues she’ll discuss in the book.

So, yeah, I ordered it. (After clicking the link that says “I’d rather have read this on my Kindle!” Yeah, I’m already turning into That Guy.)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0664236545/gestevescom-20

Razing Hell: Rethinking Everything You’ve Been Taught About God’s Wrath and Judgment

Seventy percent of Americans believe in hell, as do ninety-two percent of those who attend church every week. Clearly, it’s a hot topic. Baker offers readers a safe space to contemplate tough issues as we rethink our traditional views of hell. In her candid and inviting style Baker explores and ultimately refutes many traditional views of hell, presenting instead theologically sound ways of thinking that are more consistent with our image of God as a loving creator who desires to liberate us from sin and evil.

I’m a sucker for a good title, especially one with a good word-play, and “Razing” Hell certainly fits the bill.

I’m especially interested because the author is a professor at Messiah College, which is — how shall we say? — “not known for being liberal.” Or, more precisely, known for being really/very/quite conservative.

The author has written a post on HuffPo called “Why I want to raze hell” (they seem to have renamed it “The problem with hell” which is lame) which seems to serve largely as a preview of the issues she’ll discuss in the book.

So, yeah, I ordered it. (After clicking the link that says “I’d rather have read this on my Kindle!” Yeah, I’m already turning into That Guy.)

Just finished watching the “Host” episode of X-Files and now will never be able to sleep or poop again. (It lives in the sewers.)

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Just finished watching the “Host” episode of X-Files and now will never be able to sleep or poop again. (It lives in the sewers.)

~ I have a dream ~

You can watch it (above), or listen to it here (mp3 link), or read it below. It’s about 17 minutes.

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I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.

Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.

But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languished in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we’ve come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

In a sense we’ve come to our nation’s capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the “unalienable Rights” of “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked “insufficient funds.”

But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. And so, we’ve come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.

We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of Now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God’s children.

It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Negro’s legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. And those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. And there will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.

But there is something that I must say to my people, who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice: In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force.

The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny. And they have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom.

We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead.

We cannot turn back.

There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, “When will you be satisfied?” We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of police brutality. We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the negro’s basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their self-hood and robbed of their dignity by signs stating: “For Whites Only.” We cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until “justice rolls down like waters, and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells. And some of you have come from areas where your quest — quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive. Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to South Carolina, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.”

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of “interposition” and “nullification” — one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; “and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.”

This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.

With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

And this will be the day — this will be the day when all of God’s children will be able to sing with new meaning:

My country ‘tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.

Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim’s pride,

From every mountainside, let freedom ring!

And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.

And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire.

Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York.

Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania.

Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.

But not only that:

Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia.

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.

From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

And when this happens, when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:

Free at last! Free at last!

Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!

Jesus never, not once, went to the mat for doctrine. Yet every split and schism in the church happened because of our stubborn insistence that others must profess the “right” beliefs. We have expended huge amounts of resources and goodwill, defending the very aspect of religious life Jesus valued least. This is the great irony of Christ’s church — a significant number of its members care more about believing certain things about Jesus, than following his example of love and service. If the church were Christian, mirroring the compassion of Jesus would be more important than echoing the orthodoxy that has built up around him.

Source:

Philip Gulley (via azspot)

Can I get an Amen?? (via mommybird)

AMEN!  Jesus taught us about living in relationship, which is what YHWH had been trying to get across to Israel for centuries.  Christianity is, therefore, not a religion of right belief or even right behavior.  Christianity is a faith of right relationship, of living with God and living with one another.

Doctrine is a tool that helps us to see how Jesus models right relationship for us, but it is there merely to guide us into relationship with God through Jesus Christ, and not to be the be-all and end-all of Christianity.

Want to be a Christian?  Live with God and love God.  Use this loving relationship with God to live with and love everyone else.  Everything else follows from this.

(via hedwyg)

  1. This is the same author I mentioned to you earlier regarding If the church were Christian

  2. “hedwyg” aka “undercover nun” is fast becoming my favorite new site.

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