Leia: “I love you”
Han: “I pooped.”
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Carol Anne’s parents awake in the middle of the night to see her sitting in front of the TV. She turns to them and says:
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"Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to disgust me?"
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"JERRY MAGUIRE! I have one thing to say to you before you can be my agent: SHOW ME THE PENIS!"
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"Luke… I am your mother."
That must be the Facebook phone.
Alarm goes off: “I am so tired, I didn’t get enough sleep, why didn’t I go to bed earlier I’m such an idiot, I will totally just take 10 more minutes and go through this all over again then.”
3-5 snooze cycles later: “Why didn’t I get up when it went off or just set it later, I’m so damn tired this sucks, I am totally taking a nap later, I don’t care, I just need all the sleep, ugh.”
Later: “I’m not going to nap now because I don’t want to screw up my going to sleep tonight, so I’ll just tough it out.”
Many sleepy hours later: “ok I’m really getting ready for bed now, right to sleep early tonight.”
4:30 a.m. “gnawed dammit why am I still awake? Ugh tomorrow is going to suck.”
Ok I didn’t mean “gnawed dammit” but now I kind of like that more, so I’m leaving it, but still, mornings suck and I hate them. Almost as much as I hate the fact that this happens 5-7 nights a week.
WifeofTJ in the kitchen. (via lindstifa)
The delicate flower that is my wife, ladies and gentlemen.
(Abbey Bartlet would be proud.)
Getting ready for bed after a wonderfully lazy day at Lindsay’s house. The boy has his headphones in, listening to his iPad, probably watching YouTube videos about Yugioh or some such.
I reached over and tussled his hair a bit. He looked up.
"I love you too."
"Good day?" I asked.
"Great day," he answered.
"Me too. Goodnight, kiddo."