Anyone else coming?
I just sent out an email to all the folks I remembered who had mentioned possibly coming to LUOMAPALOOZA this weekend.
If you didn’t get one, or if you are thinking about coming, please leave me a note here or via email.
“So your Aunt Phyllis is in the hospital again with gout and… Son, are you licking the phone? Son? Are you OK? It sounds like you’re breathing pretty heavily there… are you—George, call the 911, I think Jimmy is having a stroke… Oh wait, now I think he’s snoring…”
ps — the dude is wearing a tie. Because he’s classy.
pps — you know, with the right ringtone — think Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally — this could really be something.
via yayaa
“ Freedom of speech. The freedom to disagree. That’s what I think pretty much being an American represents. ”
Will Phillips, an Arkansas 10-year old who refuses to recite the pledge of allegiance until gay people can marry, on what it means to be an American. Will has so far endured a substitute teacher, his school principle and plenty of taunting from his classmates for his simple protest.
There are plenty of reasons why students, or really anyone, for that matter, shouldn’t be reciting the pledge of allegiance, Will’s is as good as any.
(via jimray)
(via texburgher)
There are also Christian ministers I know who are refusing to perform any marriages until everyone can get married.
Which I mention because far too many other “Christians” are on the wrong side of this issue.
ROFLchester and Chicago are having tweets up on the same day?
Is this like a Sharks and Jets sort of thing?
No offense to anyone (ever) but this isn’t one of the storied Chicago(ish) tweetups. I don’t think I’ll be going for the following 3 reasons.
- I’ve never heard of 98% of the people who’ve reblogged it. I like meeting new people but…
- It’s at one of the most touristy places and OUTSIDE in DECEMBER in Chicago.
- No booze. WHAT.
Choose freedom - choose ROFLchester.
Note that the Chicago thing is a “Tumblr-up” not a Tweetup.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
But it ain’t Toni et al.
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Esp. with a large woman, lay the pen0r between the ass cheeks and masturbate with them. Just before you ejaculate, say “Use the force Luke”, and then spread and aim for her exhaust port.
Extra points for painting the pen0r like an X-Wing and your balls like Tie-fighters.
Deduct points if you bullseye her “whomp rat”.
example: “I did a trench-run on Lisa last night, she growled like a wookiee”
”Urban Dictionary definition of ‘trench run’
The author of this definition also reports that ladyboobs feel like bags of sand.
Never Forget.
(Did I post this already? Don’t care. Note that is not @wifeofTJ. She actually took this picture. Now I’m just writing more words so you can pretend to read this longer.)
via mah flickr
I guess I can't give @twoname too much crap for liking Michael W. Smith considering how hard I just rocked out to DC Talk.
I don’t want it.
I don’t want it want it.
I don’t want it.
Want your sex for now.LOL. Lying to myself has never been this fun, has it, empty bottle of vodka?
Alright, Craigslist. Don’t fail me now.
YO. S-E-X IS A TEST WHEN I’M PRESSED SO BACK UP OFF WITH LESS OF THAT ZEST IMPRESS THIS BROTHER WITH A LIFE OF VIRTUE THE INNOCENCE THAT’S SPENT IS GONNA HURT YOU SAFE IS THE WAY THEY SAY TO PLAY THEN AGAIN SAFE AIN’T SAFE AT ALL TODAY SO JUST WAIT FOR THE MATE THAT’S STRAIGHT FROM GOD DON’T HAVE SEX TILL YOU TIE THE KNOT
WOW DC TALK! Old School. I remember that song.
Saw them in concert.
Opening for Michael W. Smith.
Still have the CDs.
(oh like I had any street cred to lose…)
Just when I thought “Angry Whopper” was the worst marketing phrase I might ever hear…
via Twitpic from @stephenfry
Sure, let’s go to Hooters. I love it there.
Whassup, Erin!!!
WHAT.
Nope. Not me. Not even close.
Erin’s hair is longer.
Really, Vimeo?
Really? You couldn’t figure out what I wanted from /login ?
Web Design Tip: If your website has a login and it fails to recognize www.yourdomain.com/login as “Take me to the page where I can login” someone is really shitty at their job.
(I’m of the opinion that you ought to be able to login on any page, but I realize that I’m fighting a losing battle on that one.)
Vimeo’s login page can be found at http://vimeo.com/log_in
Why?
I have no idea. Would you ever guess “log underscore in”? Would you want to tell someone over the phone “log underscore in”? Or would you prefer “login”?
Their signup page is http://vimeo.com/sign_up (obviously some_one in their web develop_ment team likes under_scores)
He gets this from his mother…
The Boy: “I had to see the school nurse today… she took my temperature… it was ninety-seven point six.”
And if you felt his forehead, he would definitely seem like he was running a fever. But he gets this from his perpetually-cold mother.
Also, if he doesn’t stop coughing soon, I’ve giving him 2 tbsp of whiskey.
Kill Zombies on your iPhone
Call of Duty: World at War: Zombies (iTunes Link) is now available for $10.
I made you guys this secret Tumblr message.
It says “Free Headache”
(I could only read this by scrolling up and down really fast. Persistence of vision what?)
