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Just to show you guys how backwards and lacking in diversity Australia is, our Environment Minister for Climate Change and Water is a Chinese lesbian.

You could have scored +10 points if her name was “Wang” because, well, a lesbian named “Wang”? That’s low-hanging fruit, people.

Wait, I don’t mean “fruit” as in “gay” I mean “easy joke”.

I would have assumed that you’d know that, but earlier today about 50 people thought I wanted sexy horny naked ladies to poop on my car, so I’ve learned not to take any chances with y’all.