Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)

Things No One Else Sees

We let The Boy decide where we were going to eat tonight, which was a mistake, because he’s 6, so he chose Burger King, because they have Star Trek toys there.

(About all he eats is chicken, so what difference does it make to him where we eat?)

But a deal is a deal, so we went.

As we pulled into the parking lot, The Wife said “Oh! Milkshake!”

(It was hot as Thor’s balls today.)

We ordered, sat down and proceeded to eat.

I took the milkshake and tried to drink some through the straw. My ears nearly popped off, and I only managed to get a very little amount of milkshake through the straw.

“Could they have made this any thicker?” I said as I put it down.

She picked up the cup and used the straw like a butter churn.

With her mouth. While simultaneously drinking the milkshake.

“What?” she said, noticing my smirk.

“Slower,” I said.

(At this point I’m fairly glad not to have posted any pictures of The Wife, so none of you — i.e. smartasshat — can do too much with that visual.)