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  1. emmyinabox reblogged this from nicky36 and added:
    Reblogging in support of your tumblarity. Also, maybe if your tumblarity gets high enough, you’ll post a naked picture...

americanmailorderbride: I think one more photo of me half naked should push my score past his. Shame all the good ones are on his laptop. “Dear Indefensible: Congratulations! You have won a free 500GB hard drive for your laptop. Simply remove the current hard drive from your laptop, and ship it to the address below, and we will clone all the existing data onto the new drive for you. At no point in this process will be scour your hard drive for the aforementioned pictures. We would never do that. That would be wrong. You can totally trust us on that. Signed, The Internet”

americanmailorderbride:

I think one more photo of me half naked should push my score past his.

Shame all the good ones are on his laptop.

“Dear Indefensible:

Congratulations! You have won a free 500GB hard drive for your laptop.

Simply remove the current hard drive from your laptop, and ship it to the address below, and we will clone all the existing data onto the new drive for you.

At no point in this process will be scour your hard drive for the aforementioned pictures. We would never do that. That would be wrong. You can totally trust us on that.

Signed,

The Internet”