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Church Brew Works is a restaurant in Pittsburgh which is located inside an old church.

I went to dinner there with Jason when I was in town last week.

The waitress came over to take our drink order.

Me: “I’ll have a Johnny Walker Black, neat.”

Her: “Neat? What’s that?”

Me: “Straight up, no ice.”

Her: “Oh. I guess I ought to know that, huh?”