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“Trimming the Bush To Make the Tree Look Taller.”

…I wish I had made this up. Honestly. It’s that effed.

I’m trying really hard to make a “sack re blue” pun but I’m too tired, so fukkit here’s an animated video instructing guys how to shave their junk.

Just remember: as with most “DIY” projects show on TV, they seem to skip over the harder steps.

What I mean is: look, if everything was a straight line…

All I’m saying is: women have this easier.

No, I won’t go into it.

Well, I mean…

Nevermind.