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Clarification

The Wife would like everyone to know:

1) That she was in “hard labor” for 3 hours and 45 minutes (not “around 3 hours” as I had previously written). Three hours of pushing and screaming and hurting and crying and not thinking that she can do it and yet still doing it. (If you saw the new Star Trek movie, this part is depicted as taking approximately 37 seconds. Anyone who believes this is a moron.)

She remembers this, among other reasons, because she was told that 4 hours is the longest that the hospital was going to allow her to go without having a C-section.

2) That shoving her foot up my ass as punishment for me forgetting the exact amount of time was completely justified.

I assured her none of you would question that.

We regret the error. We really, really, regret the error. And by “we” I mean me. Deeply, deeply regret. Almost as much as I regret letting her buy these high heeled shoes.