A Modest Proposal

  1. I put a DVD into the player
  2. I start a stopwatch
  3. I navigate all the menus
  4. I wait for all the various “advertisements” telling me about the sound mastering, the FBI warning, and so forth
  5. The movie actually begins
  6. I stop the stopwatch.

I take that stopwatch to the home of some executive connected with the MPAA and count off those seconds.

While holding his (or her—I’m all about equal opportunity, people) head under water.

I’m just saying, it might lead to some change.

Jun 18 2009

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    I think this is the perfect example of direct action. I’m up for it. Imagine if 50 people — 50 people a day! — walked...
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    A FANTASTIC idea. Let’s start with kids movies.
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    Here’s how it could go instead: I put the DVD in the computer. I run the “copy DVD” command. I replace the DVD with a...
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    my DVDs. funsizebytes:
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