June 18, 2009
ten quick questions

inthefade asked:

Who are you?

Depends on who you ask. Or when you ask me. At the moment I’m identifying myself as The Wife’s husband and The Boy’s father. Also a student.

Zombies - undead monstrosity or the next logical step in human evolution? ?

Yes.

Young Elvis or Fat Elvis?

Who would choose Fat Elvis?

If you were a superhero, what would your name be?

George Carlin.

You are the last man on earth, and it is your job to perpetuate the human race, whether you like it or not. Your choice of potential mates is between Wonder Woman, the Bionic Woman or Super Girl. Which one do you choose?

Super Girl. (She’s over 18, right?)

What was your first car?

A Chevy Cavalier was the first car that I owned. It was a hand-me-down given to me by my Dad. A Saturn SL1 was the first car I bought on my own.

If you were going to show me around your city/town, where’s the first place you would take me?

Down to the city park. It’s quite picturesque, which I know you’d like. You can see the Ohio River. Then we could go to the 50’s diner or the burger place next to it. We could also walk to my workplace.

What’s the last album you bought?

Full album? Stan Ridgeway’s The Big Heat after Tom Bridge (I think) mentioned Mexican Radio (YouTube link).

Do you have an arch enemy? Would you like one?

Do you mean someone you would like to destroy, see destroyed, or wish was never born or at least you had never met? The person who, when he dies, you will ask to attend the autopsy to make sure that the evil fucking bastard is finally, really, blessedly dead, and then attend the funeral only to announce that an after-party with an open bar before you fly home after coating his gravesite with as much salt as you can possibly find?

Hrm. I guess that would be my ex-stepfather.

What’s the title of the movie they are going to make about your teenage years?

“Unrequited:
The Story of the Nice Guy You Talk To About What an Asshole Your Boyfriend Is”

5:41pm  |   URL: http://funsizebytes.com/post/126054163/ten-quick-questions
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