Posted: Thursday, June 18th, 2009 at 11:04 pm.
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  1. starsgoingbleu reblogged this from monkeyfrog and added:
    I can’t: * open a newspaper machine (do they still exist?) * walk significant distances in flat shoes that aren’t...
  2. frostinglickr reblogged this from tj and added:
    bike Ski (water or snow) Skateboard Rollerblade Ice Skate Really, anything that requires balance. Also not be socially...
  3. moltz reblogged this from tj and added:
    skate. Ice or otherwise. And I’ll take anyone near
  4. reagank reblogged this from tj and added:
    Let’s see… I also can’t...think that’s more lack of technique and not caring for gum...
  5. lisag732 reblogged this from monkeyfrog and added:
    I can’t do a cartwheel or dive. No matter how hard I try, I have never been able to do either one. I can, however, raise...
  6. atsirhc reblogged this from pocketcontents and added:
    I CAN’T… stick my tongue out and touch the tip of my nose with it. swim. go on one day without turning something normal...
  7. pocketcontents reblogged this from lindstifa and added:
    I can’t… rollerskate backwards whistle do a flip-turn in a pool
  8. emzbulletproof reblogged this from tj and added:
    you people are all loons and that I love you for it. BASICALLY I CAN DO EVERYTHING.
  9. yhf reblogged this from tj and added:
    write fiction, essays, lyrics or music. The real bitch of it is that I used to be able to do those things. I also
  10. lindstifa reblogged this from tj and added:
    can’t… whistle roll my r’s (emz called it) stay awake a moment longer
  11. monkeyfrog reblogged this from tj and added:
    be girly. I don’t know how to put on makeup, I don’t know how to have good hair or how to dress like a normal adult...
  12. ladawn reblogged this from tj and added:
    whistle with my fingers. I...get no satisfaction.
  13. tj posted this

I can't …

Blow up balloons.

Or blow a bubble with gum.

I’ve tried. My ears feel like they’ll pop off. Nothing.

But I can pretty much burp on demand.

So. What can’t you do?

(I can’t make this an official question because the iPhone client doesn’t give me that option.)

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