I can’t …

Blow up balloons.

Or blow a bubble with gum.

I’ve tried. My ears feel like they’ll pop off. Nothing.

But I can pretty much burp on demand.

So. What can’t you do?

(I can’t make this an official question because the iPhone client doesn’t give me that option.)

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   I can’t: * open a newspaper machine (do they still exist?) * walk significant distances in flat shoes that aren’t...

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    skate. Ice or otherwise. And I’ll take anyone near

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    Let’s see… I also can’t...think that’s more lack of technique and not caring for gum...

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    I can’t… rollerskate backwards whistle do a flip-turn in a pool

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    can’t… whistle roll my r’s (emz called it) stay awake a moment longer

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    be girly. I don’t know how to put on makeup, I don’t know how to have good hair or how to dress like a normal adult...

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