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Dear Married Republicans Who Are Against Gay Marriage
It would really help your cause if you would stop sticking your dicks in people you aren’t married to.
In fact, if you are so concerned about the sanctity of marriage, why don’t you present a bill to the house or senate which says:
“Any married person who has an affair, and therefore violates the sanctity of marriage, will have their marriage immediately nullified, including all tax, insurance, and any other legal benefits which are awarded only to those who are married.
“As penalty for the affair, the offending spouse will receive 0% of the previously jointly held assets, and will be responsible for alimony/child support as applicable.
“After a period of at least one (1) year from the date the affair, the couple may apply for a new marriage certificate, if both parties are still interested.”
It’s a rough draft, and I don’t speak Lawyer-ese, but I think you get the gist of it.
If it is accepted and becomes law, then you can keep marriage exclusively for the heteros.
If it isn’t; if the law somehow never comes up for a vote, or it gets defeated, or gets sent back to committee for “review”, then how about you ‘fess up to the fact that you are completely and utterly full of shit in what you profess to believe when it applies to your own life, and allow the full legal rights and privileges to those who certainly couldn’t fuck up the “sanctity of marriage” any more than Americans already have.
