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crankiestpants:

For @tj, because I can’t resist alliteration.

“Tatas for Tj Thursdays: it’s the Tops!”

Get it? Tops? Because…ok you got it.

Timestolen said:

I’m pretty sure that would eliminate those of us with glorious sternums instead of big ol’ tatas.

Whatever, you tit bigot.

Whatever.

Did I say “Big Ol’ Tatas for Tj”? I didn’t think I said “Big Ol’ Tatas for Tj”.

First of all, it’s not even alliterative.

There are some who say “More than a handful or a mouthful is a waste.” (I am not sure this saying is applied equally to both men and women.) To me, I’ve seen big ones and small ones, and I think they’re all lovely.

I also like curves. And a good smile. And a hearty laugh.

But the sexiest thing of all is passion and enthusiasm. Throw in a little self-assurance and Oh.My.

(I’m just going to ignore THIS and highly suggest that you do too, so as to not need to do what I need to do, which is to pick at my brain with an ice pick until I find the spot that holds the memory of seeing it and jab. )