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Chicago(ish) Tweetup Tally
Number of times I was busted for not following someone on Twitter: 1
Followed immediately by the number of times I was busted on for having unfollowed someone on Twitter: 1
Number of times I was called an asshole: 1
Number of times someone thanked me for TwitReport: 1
Number of times someone said “That was you?” when “Hobo Vagina” came up: 3
Number of times I asked someone to put their info into my iPhone and got a contact named “Fucking Fucken Fuckersteins”: 1 (click for picture)
Number of whiskey sours consumed: 5
Number of whiskey sours I would have consumed if I’d known Danielle was going to drive home: 10
Percentage tip added on because we were such a big group: 18
Percentage tip added on beyond that because our waitress took very good care of us: something like 3 or 5 (please refer to whiskey sour consumption above).
Awesomeness meter of the night: infinity plus 1. Or infinity plus infinity. Or infinity to the power of infinity. Or “STFU you get it already” plus infinity.
Next up: New York! (not confirmed we’re going, but we both want to, so we probably will.)
