Friday the 13th Going on 30

srslainey:

funsizebytes:

Jason is just about to hack another group of campers to death when he’s transported back in time to when he was 13 years old at a birthday party with Jennifer Garner.

This time they get locked in a closet together, he gets to second base, and he’s pretty much OK after that.

I just choked on a Peanut M&M while reading this. I’m only telling you this so that one day, when I die, you’ll know who to blame.

Immediately after I posted that, my Tumblarity went to “666.”

It’s clearly a sign. To stop and go to bed.