Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)
I reblogged this postFriday the 13th Going on 30
Jason is just about to hack another group of campers to death when he’s transported back in time to when he was 13 years old at a birthday party with Jennifer Garner.
This time they get locked in a closet together, he gets to second base, and he’s pretty much OK after that.
I just choked on a Peanut M&M while reading this. I’m only telling you this so that one day, when I die, you’ll know who to blame.
Immediately after I posted that, my Tumblarity went to “666.”
It’s clearly a sign. To stop and go to bed.
