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I reblogged this postFriday the 13th Going on 30
Jason is just about to hack another group of campers to death when he’s transported back in time to when he was 13 years old at a birthday party with Jennifer Garner.
This time they get locked in a closet together, he gets to second base, and he’s pretty much OK after that.
It’s like you intentionally ignored the “Thriller” reenactment. I know the joke is hackneyed after this week but Jason doing the choreography? Come on.
DAMMIT!
I was so fixated on what getting to second base with Sydney Bristow would do to the average 13 year old that I completely missed that.
Now I’m filled with self-disgust and rage.
You know, it’s summer time, I bet I can find a campground full of horny teenagers to kill after they have sex.
BRB.
