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poeks-deactivated20090928 Originally posted on
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  1. themoosh reblogged this from tj
  2. reagank reblogged this from tj and added:
    Of course that never stopped me from calling [my twin](http://jamietie.com) ugly…
  3. eddidit reblogged this from harrisuz and added:
    Oh the many times this conversation occurred between me, my brother and mother.
  4. harrisuz reblogged this from smartasshat and added:
    My brother and I may or may not be guilty of using ‘yo momma’ jokes towards each other. Yeah, we don’t hail from a...
  5. smartasshat reblogged this from tj and added:
    Or if you say to your father, “A pox on your firstborn!” (HI SWEEN!)
  6. rrrrred posted this

Confused

rrrrred:

KRIS:  that’s a lot of raisin bran
ME:  you’re a lot of raisin bran
KRIS:  your mom’s a lot of raisin bran
KRIS:  because she never was a cornflake girl
ME:  i don’t know what that’s a reference to so i’m going to ignore it
KRIS:  It’s a Tori Amos quote
KRIS:  which is a reference to corn flakes being created by fundies who thought tasty food made you more sexually active
KRIS:  In short, your mom’s a whore
ME:  the executive summary belongs at the top
KRIS:  I apologize
KRIS:  In this exchange I plan to humorously imply that the person you refer to as mother has loose sexual morals.
ME:  Proceed.

To which poeks replied:

I think I had this exact conversation with my sister last week. Freaky.

Now I’m left to wonder why Poeks and her sister were talking about rrrrred’s mother being a whore.

Which is the only thing that makes sense, because if Poeks and her sister were having the conversation together, saying “YOUR MOM’S A WHORE” seems like one of those “You’re rubber and I’m glue” type of arguments like when your mom calls you a sonofabitch and then realized that one kind of backfired on her.