KRIS: that’s a lot of raisin bran
ME: you’re a lot of raisin bran
KRIS: your mom’s a lot of raisin bran
KRIS: because she never was a cornflake girl
ME: i don’t know what that’s a reference to so i’m going to ignore it
KRIS: It’s a Tori Amos quote
KRIS: which is a reference to corn flakes being created by fundies who thought tasty food made you more sexually active
KRIS: In short, your mom’s a whore
ME: the executive summary belongs at the top
KRIS: I apologize
KRIS: In this exchange I plan to humorously imply that the person you refer to as mother has loose sexual morals.
ME: Proceed.
To which poeks replied:
I think I had this exact conversation with my sister last week. Freaky.
Now I’m left to wonder why Poeks and her sister were talking about rrrrred’s mother being a whore.
Which is the only thing that makes sense, because if Poeks and her sister were having the conversation together, saying “YOUR MOM’S A WHORE” seems like one of those “You’re rubber and I’m glue” type of arguments like when your mom calls you a sonofabitch and then realized that one kind of backfired on her.
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Of course that never stopped me from calling [my twin](http://jamietie.com) ugly…
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Or if you say to your father, “A pox on your firstborn!” (HI SWEEN!)
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