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Douchebag- right here

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So, my thankless awful job that I hate is in infomercials. We just launched www.collegesnuggies.com (which is actually kind of awesome, but whatever). It will blow everyone at works MIND if we can get it as a trending topic on Twitter (#collegesnuggies) but I just can’t bring myself to be that kind of a douchebag and start blowing everyone up. So, I thought I’d be that kind of a douche here and let you know that if YOU’D like to say something witty/snarky/funny/enjoyable in 140 characters or less with that hashtag…go for it :)

Ok - edit - #collegesnuggies - with the “S” at the end

It occurs to me that we are nearly upon the anniversary of our failed attempt to get “Hobo Vagina” on the Trending Topics list.

Come on, Canadians, show your reverse blanket and national pride with #collegesnuggies!

DEAR EMZ: PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A REBLOG AND I’M NOT ACTUALLY THE SELF-PROCLAIMED DOUCHEBAG.