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lindstifa:

thememegeneration:

So far, so good.

Sort of.

Turns out there are two abnormalities—a bifiscular branch bundle block. (There are 3 nerve bundles on the heart.  Call them Right, Left A and Left B.  I have one block on the Right bundle and one on the Left B bundle).  The doc says it’s nothing to worry about (which is contrary to what the Internet says—and would the Internet ever lie to me?), but that we should get to the bottom of it.  I was likely born this way and I’ve been doing ok so far, so no reason to be alarmed.

To check things out, we start with my transition to Borg (above) by wearing a heart monitor for 24 hours (on my newly shaved chest…LADIES) to record my ka-thumps and see if anything sticks out.

Thanks for the support, everyone.  It really made a stressful morning much easier to get through.

Chesty Chest Wednesday?

Hope everything checks out ok,  Sean!

Chesty Chest Wednesday?

Sean, I “Tumblr Tatas for TJ Thursday”, and THIS is what you contribute?

Not your “A” game.

It does, however, give me the opportunity to mock what I can only imagine are the hairiest man-boobs on the Tumblr.

NOTICE TO THE REST OF TUMBLR:

This is not a request for you to post your hairy man boobs.

Or any man boobs.

Or clowns.

Fucking clowns.