Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)

I should probably take a shower, I’ve been cleaning house all day.

emzbulletproof:

funsizebytes:

emzbulletproof:

ladawn:

Oh shit, guess who has a reason to shave above the knee!

waaaaay above the knee, woman.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I was going to post this EXACT reply, but I originally read Ladawn’s message on the iPhone and the reblog UI sucks giant monkeyballs.

GMTA ;-?

SEE WHO IS THE FUNNIER BIRD NOW, MISTER.

Also — don’t cut yerself, doll.

No worries, I use an electric—oh wait, you were talking to Ladawn.

Nevermind.