Dear iPhone:

Take your EXIF Orientation tag and shove it up your ass.

Sideways.

You know and I know (and you know that I know) that when I took that picture, I was holding the camera vertically.

You know and I know (or you should know, you stupid piece of shit) that when I copy/paste this into something else, I want it to look like I took it.

Perhaps in the magical pixie world in which you live every application (including web browsers) out to honor that tag.  But the rest of us live on earth, where the sky is still blue and where the best way to get the picture to show the right way is THE SAME WAY THAT EVERY FUCKING $80 DIGITAL CAMERA IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE DOES IT.

ROTATE THE FUCKING PICTURE.

Kisses,

TJ

Dear iPhone:

Take your EXIF Orientation tag and shove it up your ass.

Sideways.

You know and I know (and you know that I know) that when I took that picture, I was holding the camera vertically.

You know and I know (or you should know, you stupid piece of shit) that when I copy/paste this into something else, I want it to look like I took it.

Perhaps in the magical pixie world in which you live every application (including web browsers) out to honor that tag. But the rest of us live on earth, where the sky is still blue and where the best way to get the picture to show the right way is THE SAME WAY THAT EVERY FUCKING $80 DIGITAL CAMERA IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE DOES IT.

ROTATE THE FUCKING PICTURE.

Kisses,

TJ