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  1. toldorknown answered: Can you hurry it up a bit? I left the kid in the car.
  2. inthefade answered: “Oh, Uncle Jimmy died two weeks ago, so that won’t be happening again.”
  3. baileygenine answered: “It’s ok, I peed all over them.”
  4. bananacasts answered: “A mother who is less fortunate has access to affordable maternity wear.”
  5. tj reblogged this from entropyas and added:
    kidding me? after 72 hours...told my husband he could go fuck himself because
  6. jaydensmommie answered: “All children are the spawn of satan.” or “The maternity clothes are my husband’s” or “I hate you”
  7. piscesinpurple answered: If your goal is to maximum cringe on her behalf? Tell her you’re newly widowed.
  8. entropyas posted this

What should I have said?

entropyas:

Me, to attendant at Goodwill as I drop off a bunch of clothes:  It’s mostly maternity clothes and sweaters.

Attendant, grinning:  Oh, you know what happens when you get rid of your maternity clothes, right?

What I actually said:  Well, I hope that doesn’t happen.

What I should have said #1:  I had to have an emergency hysterectomy after childbirth.

What I should have said #2:  My husband lost his junk in a farming accident.

Others?

“are you kidding me? after 72 hours of labor I told my husband he could go fuck himself because I was never going to do it again.”

“Oh I had that thing stiched shut after the baby came out. It’s been nothing but trouble.”