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What should I have said?

entropyas:

Me, to attendant at Goodwill as I drop off a bunch of clothes:  It’s mostly maternity clothes and sweaters.

Attendant, grinning:  Oh, you know what happens when you get rid of your maternity clothes, right?

What I actually said:  Well, I hope that doesn’t happen.

What I should have said #1:  I had to have an emergency hysterectomy after childbirth.

What I should have said #2:  My husband lost his junk in a farming accident.

Others?

“are you kidding me? after 72 hours of labor I told my husband he could go fuck himself because I was never going to do it again.”

“Oh I had that thing stiched shut after the baby came out. It’s been nothing but trouble.”