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I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF JERK WAS MEAN TO MICHELE

dvsjr:

Red 5 standing by

Porkins, standing by… well, sitting. I get winded easily.

(dvsjr wins, by the way)

I think you’re all adorable to think that Michele wouldn’t rip the guy’s own arm off and beat him to death with it… but I’d certainly be glad to show up to see it, and then help convince the cops it was suicide.