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HA HA HA

You know when you tell your kid to go take a shower but he wants to take a bath and even though he’s 7 and really too old for a bath you say what the hell because he’s happy and the wife goes for a nap and you and your mom are hanging out and talking and then some time goes by and then you both realize that it’s gotten quiet in the bathroom and if he was a teenager you’d think well you’d think one thing but since he’s 7 there’s part of you that is kind of worried and so you call his name and he doesn’t answer so you call him 3 more times and then you open the bathroom door in panic and fear only to find out that he way fine just laying down on his back in the tub and his ears were underwater so he couldn’t hear you and now you’re angry but really just scared but mostly relieved and HEY IS THIS WHAT A HUMMINGBIRD’S HEARTBEAT FEELS LIKE ALL THE TIME IT’S KIND OF COOL NO REALLY I MEAN IS IT TOO EARLY TO DRINK?