SAM [closes the door and sits]
SAM About a week ago, I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Toby slowly looks up from his desk to Sam.
TOBY Really?
SAM Yes.
TOBY You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
SAM Call girl.
TOBY Accidentally?
SAM Yes.
TOBY I don’t understand. Did you trip over something?
“Did you trip over something?” is why I love Toby.
