jasonpermenter:


My friend, David, CLEARLY CONFUSED AND ASTONISHED (“constonished?”) at having stumbled upon eight pairs of what used to be wearable shoes, an overly ripe cucumber and a small plastic grocery bag filled with what was most likely human feces.

Say hi to Friend David, everyone! And his new cucumber.



he looks consternated…
the overly ripe cucumber looks like poop.
how do you know they were HUMAN feces?
Wait…8 pairs of sneakers and a bag of poop? Sounds like someone has…

…the runs.

Ima Sosorree.

jasonpermenter:

My friend, David, CLEARLY CONFUSED AND ASTONISHED (“constonished?”) at having stumbled upon eight pairs of what used to be wearable shoes, an overly ripe cucumber and a small plastic grocery bag filled with what was most likely human feces.

Say hi to Friend David, everyone! And his new cucumber.

  1. he looks consternated…

  2. the overly ripe cucumber looks like poop.

  3. how do you know they were HUMAN feces?

  4. Wait…8 pairs of sneakers and a bag of poop? Sounds like someone has…

…the runs.

Ima Sosorree.