lilykily:


suicideblonde:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

I am sure some of you men can relate to that. I know I have run into my bro on a few occasions, ack.


True fact: I have seen this movie eleventy thousand times and never remember seeing that look on her face. I think because the horror of the scene is so overwhelming my brain has blocked it out…

Walking in on your brother/son/whatever does not even come close (no pun intended) to what I imagine it would be like if the woman you were fantasizing about walked in on you at just the wrong moment.

The. Horror.

And just remember what my high school baseball coach said: “You know guys, they did a survey in which 92% of guys said that they masturbated. You know what that means? 8% of guys are complete liars…”

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lilykily:

suicideblonde:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

I am sure some of you men can relate to that. I know I have run into my bro on a few occasions, ack.

True fact: I have seen this movie eleventy thousand times and never remember seeing that look on her face. I think because the horror of the scene is so overwhelming my brain has blocked it out…

Walking in on your brother/son/whatever does not even come close (no pun intended) to what I imagine it would be like if the woman you were fantasizing about walked in on you at just the wrong moment.

The. Horror.

And just remember what my high school baseball coach said: “You know guys, they did a survey in which 92% of guys said that they masturbated. You know what that means? 8% of guys are complete liars…”

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