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I bet sales of tuna melts on a bagel went down (no pun intended). If you know what I’m saying. Damn, now I want tuna. But the wife is asleep.

No, it’s not a “make me a sandwich” joke… she just makes better tuna than I do… or anyone does. I love her tuna.

Don’t be gross.

BRB, I’m pouring myself another drink.