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IT’S A REAL SPORT

suburbanreport (aka @CranberryPerson):

I am playing golf today, which means I will drink enough to play really really poorly which means I will throw my clubs and scream profanities but it is all for charity so no one can say crap about it.

There’s a legend that golf was invented by a Scottish Presbyterian minister to keep himself humble.

And it’s not a sport. It’s an activity. No activity which allows you to ride in something during it can be considered a sport.

Yes, NASCAR fans, I’m looking at you.

“Buh buh but they get blisters… on their hands!”

Yeah, big fat hairy deal. You do anything repetitive for that many hours and you’re going to get blisters. Think about it. Doesn’t make it a sport. I mean, do you really want to see that on ESPN? You know what I’m talking about:

“Competitive Leaf Raking”