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jasonpermenter:

Hey guess what the door to my building’s roof is unlocked/de-alarmed for a few hours, which is rare. And this door to the roof is right outside my apartment door. AND ALSO GUESS WHAT I AM OUT HERE ON A LADDER AND I CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD FROM HERE.

PERMENTER!

GET DOWN FROM THERE.

YOU ARE NOT A PIGEON.

YOU DO NOT EVEN POOP ON CARS.

OFTEN.