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yhf:

oledocweirdbeard:

mayafish:

Apparently, months ago, I revealed to someone that my sexual fantasies involve gay vampires.

The only problem I have with this is that I don’t remember having this conversation.

And I had no idea that was my sexual preference.

And this is going to make things tricky.

Suggestion: stop getting drunk and reading Anne Rice. ;)

Or Laurell Hamilton.

Better Suggestions: tell these two to shut their whore mouths, get as drunk as you want and read Ann Rice and call me and tell me everything.

Doesn’t that sound nicer?

Now… these gay vampires… I assume you mean lesbians, of course… so… what were you wearing and what were they wearing and what were you doing and talk slower and could you repeat the last part again thanks…