He’s going for it! ASK HIM WHY! ASK HIM WHY HE’S GOING ACROSS THE ROAD.

yowhatsthehaps:


So, this chicken was hanging out in the street by my house. He followed me for half a block. I thought I was going to die.

CHICKEN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CITY, CHICKEN? THE CITY IS NOT A FARM. YOU ARE BEING RIDICULOUS.

He’s going for it! ASK HIM WHY! ASK HIM WHY HE’S GOING ACROSS THE ROAD.

yowhatsthehaps:

So, this chicken was hanging out in the street by my house. He followed me for half a block. I thought I was going to die.

CHICKEN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CITY, CHICKEN? THE CITY IS NOT A FARM. YOU ARE BEING RIDICULOUS.