Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)

The only thing less effective than the Benadryl cream that expired in 2006?

My brain which fails to remind me to stop at the CVS (which I pass twice a day) to get more Benadryl cream.

If only science would create some kind of portable electronic device wherein I could write down items I need to acquire at the store.

Which would also spring to life as I approached the store without any intervention from me to remind me, “Hey dumbass, you know that note in your iPhone that says ‘Buy itch cream’? YOU’RE 30’ FROM THE DOOR.”

So basically I need an iPhone plus OmniFocus which interacts with my car’s GPS… and possibly some electrodes clamped to my nipples. (I tend to daydream when I drive…)

Of course at that point I’d have to admit that I still don’t put half of the things I need to do in OmniFocus…

…Or in my Moleskin pocket notebook…

…Or my Field Notes book…

Maybe I should start a new Twitter account…