"Don’t talk to me when I am in the bathroom unless the house is on fire."
— Me, to The Boy. And the rest of civilized society.
3:00pm |
URL: http://funsizebytes.com/post/18331882264/dont-talk-to-me-when-i-am-in-the-bathroom-unless
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winkchin said:
“The kidnappers are on the phone! They say they’re gonna kill The Boy in 30 seconds unless we…oh…you’re in the bathroom…right…well the house technically isn’t ‘On Fire’, but…fine, I’ll leave you alone.”
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tiffanyb said:
POTTY TIME IS ALONE TIME! I know adults who do not understand this.
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c-dilla said:
Fuck, I wish I could effectively communicate this.
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