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Train journey

sniffyjenkins:

I will be sitting on this train for the next two hours. One of the things that will keep me from eating my own hand is the fact that I now have my very own portmanteau, courtesy of the delightful Permenter, who created it last night to describe a person with my very specific ethnic background.

Laydeez an’ gennlemen, may I therefore present myself, Sniffy Jenkins.

I am a Croamaicanock.

Guess away.

Croatian + Jamaican + Cockney