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shoesonwrong: malackey: Now, all I need is the groom… Understated, simple, classy. It’s like if Disney took Pretty Woman and turned it into a animated feature film, then turned that film into a line of wedding dresses, and then someone took one of those dresses to a dressmaker and said, “Can you make this sort of tacky?” I saw this once before (can’t remember who posted it but I think they said something like “this is when you know you have no friends — THANKS FOR NOTHING TUMBLR SEARCH :-) but I remember thinking, “There’s someone who isn’t going to wonder if she can still fit into her wedding dress 20 years later.” Dear Bride: I’m very sorry that either no one tried to talk you out of this or you were too stubborn to listen, but I look forward to your future appearance on Cops. Final note: enjoy them while they last.

shoesonwrong:

malackey:

Now, all I need is the groom…

Understated, simple, classy. It’s like if Disney took Pretty Woman and turned it into a animated feature film, then turned that film into a line of wedding dresses, and then someone took one of those dresses to a dressmaker and said, “Can you make this sort of tacky?”

I saw this once before (can’t remember who posted it but I think they said something like “this is when you know you have no friends — THANKS FOR NOTHING TUMBLR SEARCH :-) but I remember thinking, “There’s someone who isn’t going to wonder if she can still fit into her wedding dress 20 years later.”

Dear Bride: I’m very sorry that either no one tried to talk you out of this or you were too stubborn to listen, but I look forward to your future appearance on Cops.

Final note: enjoy them while they last.