
DID YOU EVER NOTICE that people wait in lines for COFFEE now? When I was a kid, coffee was for old people. Now that I’m old, coffee is for kids. I guess I was “born” at the “wrong time.” And coffee used to be a quarter. Have you seen what the charge for coffee? $2.75 for something called a “double whip, no fat, triple soy mocha latte.” How about just some coffee, in a regular cup? I think if I ordered a black coffee at Starbucks, the cashier, I mean, sorry, “barista” would gasp in shock. I like the coffee they have here in the office at 60 minutes. It’s free, and, since it’s 8 days old, there’s NEVER a line for it. And I never get tongue tied when I try to order it. BACK TO YOU, MORELY SAFER.
I don’t know why I just realized it but I’m afraid when I grow up I’m going to be be Andy Rooney reincarnated.
You know, after he dies.
And he soul comes to possess me.
More than it already does.