Reblog with the most awkward song that could play while having sex

“Tears in Heaven” by Eric Clapton. (I assume you know the story behind the song, he wrote it after his son died after falling out of a window.)

Came on the radio once while we were getting “in the mood” (at the kids said in the 1950s…)

wifeoftj: “Um, yeah, kind of hard to do this while listening to that…”

ninjacentric:

onesmallfire:

davislove:

titleuntitled:

britlikesduubees:

passthemike:chelseammkay: (via: sweetcaroline)

that’s not my name by: the ting tings came on for me and ian once whilst getting jiggy in the backseat of my car.

Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady by Lionel Ritchie….

it would make me feel very unworthy…

The Real Slim Shady - Eminem … true story.

The William Tell Overture.  Damn Kubrick, it makes me giggle.

make ‘em say ugh.

  1. malemoss reblogged this from kitschinyourkino and added:
    ABBA- Mama Mia -_-“
  2. thecoastisclear reblogged this from alywoowho and added:
    “Date Rape” by Sublime
  3. alywoowho reblogged this from patrickcoyle and added:
    “Adia” by Sarah McLachlan
  4. sapphirestreams reblogged this from awwwdip and added:
    “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye. I mean, come on. It’s the ONE song that pops up in just about every intimate scene in...
  5. symptoms reblogged this from goddamnitsweetheart
  6. exspectator reblogged this from theangryprojectionist and added:
    I still say “Jesse’s Theme”.
  7. theangryprojectionist reblogged this from kinochestvo and added:
    The Ducktails theme.
  8. majoremily reblogged this from sfatheartt and added:
    MMM Bop! - Hanson Brothers
  9. kinochestvo reblogged this from dontcookbilly and added:
    my fine collection of songs I’ve downloaded from Ytmnd. Hands down. That, or Conet Project.
  10. unafanatica reblogged this from unafanatica and added:
    Ohwait. You know what would be even better? Leonard’s “Maiden Wine.”
  11. unafanatica reblogged this from tumblingnoodle and added:
    BILBO BAGGINSSSSSS. Especially with that tuba.
  12. sfatheartt reblogged this from jordanlmao-deactivated20091019 and added:
    Peanut Butter Jelly Time
  13. kitschinyourkino reblogged this from wordlife and added:
    based on personal experience… Pirates of the Caribbean theme song (techno remix) The Bee Gees - How Deep is your Love...
  14. awwwdip reblogged this from pwnator and added:
    Pokemon theme. Gotta catch em all ;D
  15. slapdashhh reblogged this from passivelypensive and added:
    i used to have sex to metallica.. not awkward persay but definitely close.. puppet master was def. wierd.
  16. girl-in-a-fishbowl reblogged this from emergencyandi and added:
    A Crazy Frog Song.
  17. kayohem reblogged this from houseofjealouslovers and added:
    classic rock tune - stephen lynch
  18. dontcookbilly reblogged this from kammah and added:
    I have to admit, “Rape Me” is pretty damn funny.
  19. wtfjade reblogged this from beautifuldirtyrich and added:
    Heigh Ho by the 7 dwarves. or the hallelujah song or any church song.
  20. taylorsayss reblogged this from forthebetterr and added:
    haha, probably a hannah montana song. haha but theres so many i could name.
  21. warmerinthebasement reblogged this from polyamorous and added:
    Demi Lovato - La La Land XD
  22. psychopsilocybin reblogged this from boxsetbully and added:
    Jumbo Hotdog - Masculados (bwahahahaha ampanget)
  23. stalkerskitty reblogged this from fflaill and added:
    Crank That by Soulja Boy.
  24. boxsetbully reblogged this from jopetisalsosam and added:
    Singin’ in the rain - Clockwork orange version 0_0
  25. diyokla reblogged this from fflaill and added:
    Jizz in my Pants. =))) OMG.
  26. jopetisalsosam reblogged this from ahreum and added:
    AVE MARIA. =)))))))))))))
  27. fflaill reblogged this from jubilantjocelyn and added:
    What Dreams Are Made Of - Hilary Duff yaknow.
  28. wordlife reblogged this from pwnator and added:
    RA The Rugged Man & Biggie Smalls - The Cunt Renaissance
  29. pwnator reblogged this from noahkai and added:
    The Power Rangers theme song.
  30. avegemitesandwich reblogged this from lookbambi and added:
    The Sesame Street theme song.
  31. lookbambi reblogged this from messofyouthfulinnocence and added:
    “She Bangs”, the William Hung version
  32. morganbrooke reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Gillian Welch “My First Lover” (that song from the movie the strangers)
  33. lazhana reblogged this from writingreen and added:
    OMG this one time, with my ex, we had my itunes on shuffle and a recording of my guy friend going “LOLOLOLOLOL” started...
  34. ahreum reblogged this from ryannreyes and added:
    Nobody - Wonder Girls (hahaha)
  35. asunlessnight reblogged this from greenumbrellatrees and added:
    Anyway You Want It - Journey.
  36. ryannreyes reblogged this from katcutyourtongue and added:
    My Heart Has A Mind Of Its Own - Christian Bautista (True Story. Happened way back in 2005, unfortunately)
  37. endlesslyshesaid reblogged this from polyamorous and added:
    “do your boobs hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie them in a knot? can you tie them in a bow?….”
  38. soarhigh reblogged this from polyamorous and added:
    The discovery channel song, ftw. “You and me baby aint nothing but mammals”
  39. noahkai reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson, unless the girl is named Billie Jean. “Turning Japanese”, especially if the girl is...
  40. nerdslut reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Turkey in the Straw really got me. LMFAO
  41. polyamorous reblogged this from d011f4c3 and added:
    Pretty much anything by Mika XD
  42. thatguyeduard reblogged this from himynameisbroniquejeremyisrad and added:
    Interior Crocodile Alligator… I win.
  43. himynameisbroniquejeremyisrad reblogged this from staresdeadlierthanbullets and added:
    Around the World by Daft Punk. & Voodoo by Robots in Disguise
  44. autismsucks reblogged this from thisorigamidream and added:
    Meatloaf-paradise by the dashboard lights
  45. br00t4lbabies4bfast reblogged this from courtsnickity and added:
    Can Get Sexual Too - Say Anything hahhahahahahahahaha
  46. hugaworld reblogged this from notulysses and added:
    okay, to finally add to this: “you’re pretty when i’m drunk” by the bloodhound gang would be TERRIBLE. i mean…just...
  47. notulysses reblogged this from lisztomania and added:
    LMFAO @ “BILBO BAGGINS” BY LEONARD NIMOY. CRYING FROM TRYING TO SUPPRESS LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW, NO LIE. The Doctor Who...
  48. smamalama reblogged this from thisorigamidream
  49. playkonstantine reblogged this from ohnikkol and added:
    LOLOLOLOL NIKKOL. GUNTHER? REALLY NOW?
  50. al-coholic reblogged this from davebignasty and added:
    MMMMbop. by the hanson brothers.
  51. kathyunderscorel reblogged this from blanddiva11 and added:
    Clearly it’s a tie between “Dude Looks Like a Lady” and “Papa Don’t Preach.”
  52. seltzerlizard reblogged this from boringboringboring and added:
    If I Knew You Were Coming, I’d’ve Baked A Cake by Eileen Barton
  53. willjukedthebox reblogged this from vincetsa and added:
    no, don’t shoot - Foxy Shazam
  54. messofyouthfulinnocence reblogged this from aparanoidanthem and added:
    Padraic My Prince by Bright Eyes “I had a brother once, he died… in a bathtub.” How awkward.
  55. andywarwhore-deactivated2009111 reblogged this from sarah-182 and added:
    I lost my v-card to Darude- Sandstorm
  56. ivannathan reblogged this from sarah-182 and added:
    Please don’t hate me - ICP. omfgoodness ]]>
  57. houseofjealouslovers reblogged this from kelsoisprettyodd and added:
    “jimmy crack corn and i don’t care”
  58. jubilantjocelyn reblogged this from cocoshaynel and added:
    SERIOUSLY SHAYNA, I WAS ABOUT TO USE THAT SONG.
  59. forthebetterr reblogged this from sarah-182 and added:
    big balls- ac/dc
  60. dontbesovinnila reblogged this from cocoshaynel and added:
    i think its by common right? that S.E.X song yuuck
  61. kelsoisprettyodd reblogged this from sarah-182
  62. courtsnickity reblogged this from passivelypensive and added:
    ”Hey Mickey” Toni Basil…..and I’m sure you would find a way to multi-task
  63. sarah-182 reblogged this from cocoshaynel and added:
    Goofy Goober Theme Song.
  64. cocoshaynel reblogged this from aparanoidanthem and added:
    facedrop- sean kingston
  65. dailyhuff reblogged this from gilmoure and added:
    “I love you, you love me…” - Barney the Dinosaur. FTW, bitches.
  66. courtsnickity reblogged this from passivelypensive and added:
    I’m Every Woman- Chaka Khan…….and I’m sure the option of mutitasking would be there
  67. aparanoidanthem reblogged this from passivelypensive and added:
    Stan by Eminem. Seriously? LOL. Seriously. I’d bust out laughing.
  68. passivelypensive reblogged this from writingreen and added:
    lol noel. for me it would probably be satisfaction by benny benassi. Dx
  69. nearnowhere reblogged this from nawalieex3 and added:
    “White Wedding” Billy Idol… it has a good beat though, so I’d keep going lol
  70. gilmoure reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Money (that’s what I want) - Flying Lizards
  71. justinianyong reblogged this from melomonstah and added:
    Gummy Bear Song.
  72. nawalieex3 reblogged this from melomonstah and added:
    Crank That - SOULJA BOY.
  73. writingreen reblogged this from kimmychau and added:
    the macarena! lmfao! only because I would be so tempted to dance to it, that will make the whole sexual experience so...
  74. itsharlan reblogged this from blakelytuten and added:
    wow, i can get sexual too- say anything or baby, i got your money- say anything
  75. theangryprojectionist reblogged this from dontcookbilly and added:
    ::chicken dance::
  76. courtsnickity reblogged this from kimmychau and added:
    because you GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
  77. melomonstah reblogged this from kimmychau and added:
    “Changes” Tupac Shakur
  78. likeghostsinsnow reblogged this from heyemoking and added:
    In the danger zone
  79. kimmychau reblogged this from n00bert-deactivated20091023 and added:
    POKEMON THEME SONGGG!
  80. greenumbrellatrees reblogged this from duhtrav and added:
    I’m On A Boat - Lonely Island. Just hope the person on bottom isn’t as big as a boat, because that would make this x100...
  81. nuzzylives reblogged this from estoperpetua and added:
    Caramelldansen by those dutch kids.
  82. cupcake-of-death reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    PRINCE “Future Baby Mama” “Sexy MF” “Irresistible Bitch” “I Love U In Me” Just
  83. ramenedbyfuel reblogged this from defeatist-deactivated20091109-d and added:
    “Plaster Caster” - KISS what an awkward night…
  84. ohnikkol reblogged this from playkonstantine and added:
    Love Addict - Family Force 5. And so it’s out there… Looking at the above song makes me cringe… my brother’s name is...
  85. katchin05 reblogged this from zerbit and added:
    Cotton Eyed Joe - Rednex
  86. sweetsagetopia reblogged this from lisztomania
  87. hpdarkness reblogged this from duhtrav and added:
    Awesome God by Christian Dance Force
  88. toocutebyhalf reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    “The Bad Touch” by Bloodhound Gang gets my vote. inothernews:
  89. lisztomania reblogged this from poshspice and added:
    dirt off your shoulder by jay-z or total eclipse of the heart by bonnie tyler. or metallica.
  90. blakelytuten reblogged this from duhtrav and added:
    probably Year 3000 by JoBros
  91. brittaniamzing reblogged this from duhtrav and added:
    FINAL COUNTDOWN- EUROPE!!!!! FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  92. goddamnitsweetheart reblogged this from johnwilkestooth and added:
    I think the next time I know sex is gonna happen, I’m gonna have a mixtape ready. It’s gonna have two songs on it. The...
  93. leskyyx407 reblogged this from apologiesendless
  94. foxtrotdisco reblogged this from thisorigamidream and added:
    The Elements Song - Tom Lehrer
  95. blanddiva11 reblogged this from imamelanie and added:
    I’ve been workin’ on the railroad.
  96. citylightsandrain reblogged this from gabrielgray-
  97. mandyxclear reblogged this from gabrielgray- and added:
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo- bloodhound gang…not really awkward. more accurate. could help those who are confused how...
  98. grommers reblogged this from morimori-mori and added:
    You win. Soulja Boy?
  99. angelaalegna reblogged this from gabrielgray- and added:
    You Sexy Thing- Hot Chocolate.
  100. gotnotimeforfeelinsorry reblogged this from liliinthesky and added:
    All By Myself- Green Day
  101. vaginatart reblogged this from boringboringboring and added:
    little girls by oingo boingo when the guy is significantly older.
  102. thegermanowl reblogged this from t4mst3r-deactivated20091012-dea and added:
    Shake it- Outkast
  103. gabrielgray- reblogged this from catieola and added:
    Jizz in my pants-The Lonely Island. Oh that’d be hot.
  104. symphetamine reblogged this from t4mst3r-deactivated20091012-dea and added:
    dancing queen - Abba, barbie girl - aqua, I didn’t steal your boyfriend - ashlee simpson, circus - britney spears (or...
  105. kumquatsandapricots reblogged this from thisorigamidream and added:
    Circle Circle Dot Dot - Jamie Kennedy
  106. xxlosteyesxx reblogged this from thisorigamidream and added:
    pro anything jobros or miley cyrus
  107. saiyan reblogged this from t4mst3r-deactivated20091012-dea and added:
    “Monster Mash” “Tequila” “Wake Up” - System of a Down “Lollipop” Any William Hung song Just watch this:...
  108. emergencyandi reblogged this from comatosethemagician and added:
    sex on fire by kings of leon would just RUIN it all for me.
  109. catieola reblogged this from thisorigamidream and added:
    That Gummy Bear song. Ya’know… the one that blows?
  110. comatosethemagician reblogged this from thisorigamidream and added:
    Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
  111. beautifuldirtyrich reblogged this from poshspice and added:
    any type of gospel or christian music for obvious reasons.
  112. imamelanie reblogged this from ninjacentric and added:
    Bring Him Home from Les Misérables. Swear to dog.
  113. tellto reblogged this from t4mst3r-deactivated20091012-dea and added:
    WHO LET THE DOGS OUT- THE BAHA MEN
  114. thisorigamidream reblogged this from duhtrav and added:
    The Premature Ejaculation Song - Steven Lynch
  115. shadodoeswathewants reblogged this from t4mst3r-deactivated20091012-dea and added:
    short dick man-gilette
  116. poshspice reblogged this from yourmumratesme and added:
    “you’ll never walk alone” (with a non-liverpool fan), “hey jude”, “lip gloss”, the pirates of the carribean soundtrack,...
  117. xynephionnoir reblogged this from sweetcaroline
  118. maxwild reblogged this from lightsoutmister-deactivated2009 and added:
    I would go with…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DvvyPcWOpA
  119. duhtrav reblogged this from jesuschrist- and added:
    you raise me up - josh grobin (its kinda ironic though, no?)
  120. neonandchrome reblogged this from radiocollides and added:
    rape me - nirvana
  121. samann reblogged this from joeybuckets and added:
    not to be a snob about this, but it’s Miranda Cosgrove, and i have to politely disagree.
  122. cadwaladr reblogged this from ratherconfused
  123. joshochos reblogged this from brosephstalin and added:
    Oh I just died in your arms tonight
  124. anovelworthydalliance reblogged this from jesuschrist- and added:
    i had sex to Rape Me by Nirvana. haha no lie.
  125. icwutudunder reblogged this from jesuschrist- and added:
    Anything by the jonas brothers.
  126. davebignasty reblogged this from triphop
  127. heyemoking reblogged this from shalondria and added:
    Anything off All Time Low’s new album, id have to sit and explain why I don’t like it. I’m sure it would ruin the mood.
  128. jesuschrist- reblogged this from chelseammkay
  129. radiocollides reblogged this from liliinthesky and added:
    What If God Was One Of Us
  130. jackehtresslah reblogged this from staresdeadlierthanbullets and added:
    I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass by Blink-182
  131. steezybeasty reblogged this from liliinthesky and added:
    “I Kissed A Girl” - Katy Perry. Naw, one step further; THE I KISSED A GIRL COVER, by Attack Attack!
  132. shalondria reblogged this from n00bert-deactivated20091023 and added:
    spongebob squarepants theme song.
  133. triphop reblogged this from playkonstantine and added:
    NEVA GONNA GIVE U UP
  134. estoperpetua reblogged this from staresdeadlierthanbullets and added:
    the theme song from lion king AHHH A SWINBAA RADADA ADDA DAAA. :|
  135. brosephstalin reblogged this from liliinthesky and added:
    Happy-Nevershoutnever
  136. rosasparks reblogged this from patrickcoyle and added:
    Delilah, by Tom Jones
  137. playkonstantine reblogged this from jordanlmao-deactivated20091019 and added:
    DING DONG SONG - GUNTHER
  138. sameoldbeat reblogged this from n00bert-deactivated20091023 and added:
    (LMFAO
  139. vincetsa reblogged this from n00bert-deactivated20091023 and added:
    Soundtrack Cotton Eye Joe.
  140. liliinthesky reblogged this from staresdeadlierthanbullets and added:
    Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley… yeah, I know
  141. staresdeadlierthanbullets reblogged this from n00bert-deactivated20091023 and added:
    I Think I’m Turning Japanese by (insert one hit wonder band name here)
  142. n00bert-deactivated20091023 reblogged this from swearitwasntme and added:
    Arabian Nights- Aladdin Soundtrack!
  143. yourmumratesme reblogged this from inglouriousjen and added:
    THE CANDY MAN SONG. or the oompa loompa song. or anything from the sound of music. or avenue q. i have all of these on...
  144. sarahbeara reblogged this from sparklepants and added:
    “One-eyed, One-horned Flying Purple People Eater”
  145. swearitwasntme reblogged this from crabbyalissa and added:
    anything jonas brothers…(ew)
  146. crabbyalissa reblogged this from sparklepants
  147. patrickcoyle reblogged this from sparklepants and added:
    (I Just) Died in Your Arms, Cutting Crew
  148. boringboringboring reblogged this from ratherconfused and added:
    you can totally have sex to anything by nirvana. i guess i would say the same shit that is always awkward, like the 5...
  149. candicecutthroat reblogged this from tumblingnoodle and added:
    shimmy shimmy ya- wu tang
  150. katcutyourtongue reblogged this from jordanlmao-deactivated20091019 and added:
    I got a feeling ~ BEP
  151. zerbit reblogged this from bumblevision and added:
    Anything by Kirk Franklin or Donnie McClurkin.
  152. 20twelve reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Tiny Tim - Santa Claus has got the aids
  153. kammah reblogged this from ratherconfused and added:
    No, OBVIOUSLY it’s the opening theme to the Power Rangers. Duh. I mean, XKCD did a comic on it and everything.
  154. inglouriousjen reblogged this from tumblingnoodle
  155. funsizebytes reblogged this from ninjacentric and added:
    “Tears in Heaven” by Eric Clapton. (I assume you know the story behind the song, he wrote it after his son died after...
  156. sparklepants reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    “Send in the Clowns.”
  157. morimori-mori reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    “Little Girls” by Oingo Boingo.
  158. tumblingnoodle reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy
  159. ratherconfused reblogged this from brokengirlsoldier and added:
    Obviously “Rape Me” by Nirvana.
  160. inothernews reblogged this from bumblevision and added:
    “Cotton Eye Joe,” by the Rednex. Or “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers Anymore.”
  161. bumblevision reblogged this from suchas and added:
    I Want to Hold Your Hand, The Beatles
  162. derekgodin reblogged this from johnwilkestooth and added:
    François Pérusse. Absurd French-Canadian radio skits. If you’re from Quebec or France, you know why it’s hard to get...
  163. oledocweirdbeard reblogged this from ninjacentric and added:
    The Sesame Street Theme Song.
  164. ninjacentric reblogged this from onesmallfire and added:
    make ‘em say ugh.
  165. onesmallfire reblogged this from davislove and added:
    The William Tell Overture. Damn Kubrick, it makes me giggle.
  166. thefondest reblogged this from faithandbegorrah and added:
    “Jesus Loves the Little Children”
  167. crbrown3 reblogged this from faithandbegorrah and added:
    “Everybody Hurts”
  168. huskerdont reblogged this from dontcookbilly and added:
    Right after I finished, my phone rang and the ringer was The Great Gate of Kiev.
  169. dontcookbilly reblogged this from exspectator and added:
    I stand corrected. That is the most awkward.
  170. exspectator reblogged this from dontcookbilly and added:
    Jesse’s Theme.
  171. borntoroam reblogged this from jaymaybaby and added:
    Anything by The Chipmunks. Just sayin’. ROFL.
  172. hotgoldenmess reblogged this from ben-d-deactivated20091007
  173. jennfurrrs reblogged this from shotgunnoblitz and added:
    Dance With The Devil by Immortal Technique. I seriously can’t listen to this song. It’s very sad.
  174. dontcookbilly reblogged this from johnwilkestooth and added:
    oops. I was getting two songs from the album mixed up. I just double checked, it’s only 4 minutes of orgasm.
  175. suchas reblogged this from crabbyalissa and added:
    Turkey in the Straw (“hey, hey, hey!”)
  176. ben-d-deactivated20091007 reblogged this from shotgunnoblitz and added:
    you win. thats the worst possible song that could come on
  177. shotgunnoblitz reblogged this from ben-d-deactivated20091007 and added:
    T-Pain - Suicide (Really though, who makes a song about getting HIV?)
  178. crabbyalissa reblogged this from iseeellis and added:
    “Everybody Have Fun Tonight”
  179. johnwilkestooth reblogged this from dontcookbilly and added:
    NINE MINUTES IS PROBABLY THE LONGEST LOAD OF ALL TIME.
  180. iseeellis reblogged this from titleuntitled-deactivated200910
  181. jaymaybaby reblogged this from hugesuccess and added:
    High School Musical songs.
  182. ben-d-deactivated20091007 reblogged this from simplydop3
  183. dontcookbilly reblogged this from johnwilkestooth and added:
    actually, the “Shes a lady” one cracked me up. Honestly, if that came on while I was having sex, I think I would fall on...
  184. brokengirlsoldier reblogged this from titleuntitled-deactivated200910 and added:
    Once, I’m not kidding, They’re Coming to Take Me Away by Napoleon XIV came on I almost peed with laughter.
  185. simplydop3 reblogged this from ruchador
  186. hugesuccess reblogged this from johnwilkestooth and added:
    Well, I used a tandem of Weird Al and marching band music to water down my roommate and his girlfriend, multiple times....
  187. ruchador reblogged this from sleeperisms and added:
    Tupac - Dear Mama.
  188. johnwilkestooth reblogged this from sleeperisms and added:
    YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME. THAT’S SO METAL. The only time I got roadhead was while driving back and forth on F. Scott...
  189. davislove reblogged this from titleuntitled-deactivated200910 and added:
    The Real Slim Shady - Eminem … true story.
  190. samann reblogged this from passthemike and added:
    (i don’t have sound on this comp but I hope this is the audio from this scene and not re-edited) its’s the correct song,...
  191. jannathblogs reblogged this from sleeperisms and added:
    i believe in miracles where you from you sexy thing-Hot Chocolate
  192. sleeperisms reblogged this from britlikesdubees and added:
    roadhead listening to...fear and loathing soundtrack and then ‘Tom jones- She’s a lady”...
  193. titleuntitled-deactivated200910 reblogged this from britlikesdubees and added:
    Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady by Lionel Ritchie…. it would make...feel very unworthy…
  194. britlikesdubees reblogged this from passthemike
  195. passthemike reblogged this from chelseammkay
  196. chelseammkay reblogged this from sweetcaroline
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