smartasshat:


justfantastic:

doublejack:

tams77:

lickystickypickyme:

A female cat covered in duct tape from head to toe which was dumped in a yard in Philadelphia. A $1,000 reward is being offered for information leading to the conviction of whoever wrapped the cat
Picture: AP


Also:  Something something more than one way to skin a cat something something.
(Still imagining the things I’d do to whoever did this. Not surprisingly, none of them include anything any of you would want done to you.  Ever.)

The person who did this should be strung up by their genitals in a public square. And then thrown in jail. Sick fuck. 

Hung by their toenails over a low flame.


Are you people kidding me?! The cat doesn’t care. As long as they didn’t cover the “bathroom bits” I really don’t see what the big deal is. Plus, it will help it to stay warm in the winter. Come on, no more cat hair everywhere! Admit it, this looks kind of cool, like a space cat.

So how far did you make through before figuring out I wasn’t serious? Two sentences? Three? The whole thing? Come on, be honest. I would have left this paragraph out except for the recent outbreaks of Taking Me Seriously lately.

The guy (I’m assuming) who did this ought to be hung naked by his hands and feet so that his balls hang low enough to be used as a piñata. Sure, they’re probably small, but it’ll still hurt.

smartasshat:

justfantastic:

doublejack:

tams77:

lickystickypickyme:

A female cat covered in duct tape from head to toe which was dumped in a yard in Philadelphia. A $1,000 reward is being offered for information leading to the conviction of whoever wrapped the cat

Picture: AP

Also:  Something something more than one way to skin a cat something something.

(Still imagining the things I’d do to whoever did this. Not surprisingly, none of them include anything any of you would want done to you.  Ever.)

The person who did this should be strung up by their genitals in a public square. And then thrown in jail. Sick fuck.

Hung by their toenails over a low flame.

Are you people kidding me?! The cat doesn’t care. As long as they didn’t cover the “bathroom bits” I really don’t see what the big deal is. Plus, it will help it to stay warm in the winter. Come on, no more cat hair everywhere! Admit it, this looks kind of cool, like a space cat.

So how far did you make through before figuring out I wasn’t serious? Two sentences? Three? The whole thing? Come on, be honest. I would have left this paragraph out except for the recent outbreaks of Taking Me Seriously lately.

The guy (I’m assuming) who did this ought to be hung naked by his hands and feet so that his balls hang low enough to be used as a piñata. Sure, they’re probably small, but it’ll still hurt.